Bethenny Frankel is firing shots at Palin Country.

The waify star of Bravo’s Bethenny Getting Married? and The Real Housewives of New York has appointed herself Sheriff of Reality TV and she’s introducing an ordiance prohibiting another new mom from moving in on her turf.

Bethenny, 39, scoffs at reports that Bristol Palin — daughter of conservative politician Sarah Palin — and her fiancee Levi Johnston are shopping a reality show about their recent reconciliation and pending marriage. The teen parents simply like the mojo to command an audience, the socialite argues.

“If it was her mom getting married or remarried it would be interesting… If it was Sarah [who] was raising the baby, maybe. But what’s the deal with the two of them? I don’t know what they are and I don’t even know who they are…I don’t get it. And it would be too awkward to watch them in something [in] LA because they don’t belong there.”

Jealous much? Geez Beth, green really isn’t your color.