Hey Lovelies, I’m feeling a little under the weather, so we’re going to get into our daily roundup of links a bit early tonight. First time for everything :) Let’s get to it:

-Jim and Pam are having their baby on The Office tonight…..(NBC, 9 PM)

-The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 5 *FINALE* airs tonight @ 10/9c on Bravo. Clip 1 &
“> Clip 2…..

-Real Life Barney Fife! Kentucky Deputy Locks Himself in Jail Cell, Shoots His Way Out…..

-Marie Osmond will return to the Las Vegas stage next week for the first time after the tragic suicide of her 18-year-old son…..

-DWTS‘ Carrie Ann Inaba on Good Day L.A…..

-LiLo shows her ass for Purple Magazine (Slightly NSFW…..)

-Ten Most Fascinating Oscar Moments…..

-Three-year-old Shiloh Jolie-Pitt got a haircut, and now the tabloids are flipping out with speculation about her sexuality. WTF?! Did I mention the kid is three?

-Complex takes a look at Jerry Seinfeld’s Hottest TV Girlfriends…..

-And in case you missed it, here’s a video of Jerry Seinfeld on The TODAY Show this morning. He chatted about tonight’s series premiere of his new reality series, The Marriage Ref…..

-Drats! Johnny Weir was thisclose to appearing on the new season of Dancing With The Stars…..

-Ricky Martin has been offered a role in the Broadway revival of Evita…..

-A Craigslist Pussy Peddler Gets Busted….

-Three Chi-Town Teens Stole Simon The Chipmunk!

-New Music from Hole…..

-The 3rd annual Lazzie Award Winners are back to issue the ultimate diss to Hollywood’s worst Latin actors. Poor Cameron Diaz leads this year’s pack……

-OceanUp.com has unearthed some childhood photos of Justin Bieber……

-Eliminated Idol Tyler Grady does the weather!

-Microsoft claims Google has an
http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=161ff2bb-08d2-4766-91f4-3483a24f802f”>unfair dominance over the search engine industry. Duh!

-Three Los Angeles teachers mocked Black History Month by having students hold up photos of Dennis Rodman, RuPaul, and O.J. Simpson….

-Ronald Reagan on the $50 Bill?

-A Massachusetts couple spent their wedding night behind bars after the bride tried to run over one of the groom’s exes after the ceremony!

- HBO is planning a television movie about the 2008 financial meltdown, based on the book Too Big to Fail…..

-Ugly Betty actress Ana Ortiz has joined the cast of the new ABC pilot True Blue…..

-The Guinness Book of World Records is on the hunt for the tallest woman on Earth…..

-Bad news for Cablevision subscribers in the NYC Tri-State area : The service may drop ABC this weekend, meaning subbies will miss the Oscars!

-This sounds painful: Man Arrested for Performing Circumcisions on Adult Men in His Home Without License…..

-A Chinese woman says her cocker spaniel Treasure is addicted to nicotine. Wait, what?

-Law & Order: SVU cut Kathy Griffin’s lesbian smooch with Mariska Hargitay….