-Perfection is only a makeover away: New York City stylist Luciene Salomone is using her style expertise and years of fashion experience as a former employee of Bergdorf Goodman and Chanel to help posh-depraved frumps develop an individual look on the new WEtv series, You’re Wearing That?!?

Synopsis: “You’re Wearing That?!?, showcases mothers and daughters transforming each other and reconnecting inside and out. As a New York-based fashion consultant and host to the series, Luciene Salomone will give input and inspire women to re-style each other’s wardrobe and feel confident in what they wear.”

You’re Wearing That?!? premieres Thursday, Aug. 19 @ 10PM/9c.

- A federal judge in San Francisco Wednesday struck down California’s ban on gay marriage. Yay! Now gay people have a right to be just a miserable as half of all married Americans….

-It’s official: Sean Penn and Robin Wright finalize their divorce….

-Forbes Magazine released its list of the highest-paid actresses in Tinseltown this week. Perhaps not surprisingly, there wasn’t a Black or Latina on it. However, Zoe Saldana — a Dominican/Puerto Rican — starred in Avatar, the biggest moneymaker in cinema history. Go figure. Nice job, Hollywood.

-On Wednesday, Alex Rodriguez became the youngest player to hit 600 home runs….

-Elvis Presley is running for governor of Arkansas. No, not that Elvis!

-Madame Tussauds Museum in Washington is working on a wax shrine to our 44 presidents. The gallery is set to open early 2011…

-Ryan Reynolds and wife Scarlett are teaming up to exec produce a new doc called Whale…

-A grand jury in Ohio has decided not indict a 31-year-old woman accused of seducing teen girls by posing as a high school boy. (Try to keep up. There’ll be a quiz on this later.)

-Nigel Lythgoe back as executive producer of American Idol…

-Apparently no one cares that Alicia Keys just married a man that she began dating when he was already married to someone else because no one cares about Black gossip. At least that’s the story Jezebel.com is telling…

-Deena, Jersey Shore’s newest guidette, is a Season One reject….

-The Philadelphia Zoo has welcomed a newborn resident that stands head-and-shoulders above the other tots in the City of Brotherly Love: A giraffe!

-A Jack Russell Terrier from Rockford, Michigan is being hailed a hero after he chewed off his owner’s toe — bone and all — saving the man from a potential deadly infection. Kiko could sense there was an infection festering in Jerry Douthett’s right big toe and acted when his owner was passed out after a night of celebratory drinking. It turns out the 48-year-old had been unwittingly suffering from Type 2 diabetes and Kiko sniffed out the problem.

Wow, this pooch makes Lassie look like some kind of an amateur!

-Gawker.com pays to settle “McSteamy” sex video suit…

-A pair of pals track down America’s worst typos…

- Too shy to be seen reading the Kama Sutra in public? Just whip out your headphones. The world’s oldest sex guide is coming to audiobook…..