-Charles Barkley won’t miss you, San Antonio. You have your “fat” female inhabitants to thank for that.
-Tickets for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse go on sale this Thursday, although the epic won’t open until June 20….
-ESPN is suing the perv that terrorized sideline reporter Erin Andrews…
-Poor Kelly Rowland is out of a job. The former Destiny’s Child star has lost her spot as a host on Bravo’s Project Runway ripoff The Fashion Show to ’70s-’80s supermodel Iman….
-Sad: Courtney Love penned a poignant open letter to her estranged daughter Frances Bean….on Twitter…
-Carrie & Taylor lead 2010 CMT Nominations…
-Sarah Palin’s sophomore book has a name and a release date. America By Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith and Flag will arrive Nov. 23…
-Neil Patrick Harris unveils a list of the Top 10 guys he’d most like to shag….
-The Census Bureau has been urging us to open our doors to their employees so that we could be counted, but they didn’t say anything about the possibly that we could raped. Sadly, that’s exactly what happened to a mentally and physically-disabled Indiana woman….
-In WTF! News: Cheecho Mertsaris, a New York City attorney, is accused of sexual abuse – although he can’t control his arms, legs, or hands due to severe cerebral palsy. What kind of fuckery is this? Doesn’t the criminal justice system have real criminals to pursue?
-Stay-at-homes typically earn nada — but their unique brand of multitasking, carpooling, and cookie baking make their services worth approximately $117,856, according to a survey by Salary.com…..
-Rihanna needs to leave the moonwalking to the pros!
-Shrek nail polish….
-Lullabies by Kanye!
-Larry King has moved back in with his estranged wife Shawn…..
-Buffy’s Nicholas Brendon is seeking treatment for alcohol addiction…
-Since when is “God Bless America” considered offensive?
-Leona Lewis is going on tour with Christina Aguilera this summer….
-The Hills Brody Jenner on The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show….
-Eddie Murphy and Scary Spice bury the hatchet?
-ABC News meteorologist Sam Champion will have skin cancer cells removed from his shoulder live on Good Morning America Wednesday….
-Michael Lohan is appealing to a Los Angeles judge to have his famous daughter Lindsay committed to rehab….
-Lil Wayne’s open letter to his harem of baby mamas!
-Julie Andrews pulls a Whitney: British theater fans are asking for their money back after the entertainment legend turned in a disastrous performance on the West End stage this week….
-Larry Birkhead is preparing for daughter DannieLynn’s financial futures by selling off Anna Nicole Smith’s personal effects….
-Sorry, Moms: I know I am going to take some flack for saying this, but if a child is old enough to walk, talk, and go potty, they’re probably too old for you to breastfeed — and in public no less….
-Have you seen Drake’s new video, “Find A Love….”
-The Pill turns 50, and finally men are getting closer to a oral contraceptive of their own….
-ABC.com is launching an online podcast featuring “characters from All My Children, One Life to Live, and General Hospital interacting with one another….”
-When I was mere college coed, a few of my fellow lovelies and I decided to hit Miami for a week of dirty dancing and sunbathing on South Beach. Imagine my disappointment (that’s an understatement) when I arrived in M.I.A. to learn that my luggage — complete with some of my favorite outfits, mind you — was nowhere to be found.
You’d think after that experience, nothing with the words “Delta airlines” and “lost” in the same sentence would surprise me. But how on Earth did these noodle noggins manage to misplace a dog?!
-Here are some new promo pics of Neil Patrick Harris’ upcoming appearance on Glee….
-Bug leaves Twitter users with 0 followers….
-The world’s oldest Girl Scout dies…
