We know the Twilight-lovin’ Tweeners miss Miley Cyrus’ daily gabfests on Twitter, but this is taking things a step too far.

Some Looney Bird Johnson out on the Interwebs is threatening to send her kitty to swim with the fishes unless Miles — who was recently voted this year’s “Worst Teen Role Model” by the readers of AOL’s young adult-interest blog — gets her butt back to Tweeting about pimples, pronto!

Said psycho is threatening to cook and eat Fuzzy The Cat unless Miley reopens her account by Nov. 16. This has got to be bogus. If it isn’t, there are no words. Thank goodness, I am an ’80s baby! What the actual hell is wrong with these kids today?

Courtesy of OceanUp.com, here’s an excerpt of the plea posted on the young lady’s website, MileySaveFuzzy.com: “Let me clarify: This is NOT a prank or a hoax. I am not joking, even if some will choose to interpret it that way. Cooking a cat is not illegal in my country, in fact it’s part of our culture,” she writes. “I’m not asking for money or any other benefit. Fuzzy is my cat and I will not entertain any offers of selling or giving him away. If Miley doesn’t tweet again, this WILL happen, and I’m as serious as a heart attack.”

“To help Fuzzy from being killed: Fuzzy’s life is hanging by a thread and will end if I do not achieve my goal. Ultimately, Miley is the only one who has the power to save Fuzzy. Use #mileysavefuzzy on Twitter raise awareness. The most important thing is making sure Miley knows about this.”