Meathead Love’s gone amiss for tattooed and heavily-tanned Jersey Shore guidette Jenni “J-Woww” Farley.

According to RadarOnline, the busty aspiring fashion designer is nursing the Breakup Blues after she was unceremoniously dumped by her boyfriend Tom Lippolis this week. The split came shortly after photos of J-Woww locking lips with another man leaked on to the Internet.

“I am f—ing beside myself, but am ready to move on,” a defeated Tom told Radar Thursday. “There has been a lot of pressure on both of us lately but she recently told me, ‘I never cheated on you and I will never leave you for someone else.’ She just lost the best thing that ever happened to her.”

There’s not much information swimming around the blogosphere about J-Woww’s mystery man. Here’s what we know: He’s 35, from New Jersey, and his name is Roger. The incriminating snaps show J-Woww and Roger holding hands and kissing while waiting in a line at an amusement park in Seaside Heights, where the Shore cast is currently shooting Season 3 of their hit MTV docu-soap.

Although devastated, Tom isn’t wasting anytime pining for the modern-day Long Island Lolita. In fact, he’s already issued a Facebook announcement accepting applications for a new guidette.

“I am in the best shape of my life and am ready for a new relationship. I’ve already put on Facebook that I am single and I’m getting hits like crazy. I’m looking for a girl who wants the real thing.”