A Los Angeles man is seeking a protective order against hotel heiress and Hollywood socialite Paris Hilton, who he accuses of stalking and sexually assaulting him.

In barely-legible documents, Ramiro Benitez petitioned a California court for a temporary restraining order against Hilton last week. Although his request was denied, Benitez claims he was the victim of “numerous sexual assaults” by Paris. Not to mention physical and financial threats.

Now most of you are probably thinking that Ramiro is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. But is it really so crazy to want to stay 200 feet away from Paris Hilton?

A court hearing on the matter has been scheduled for later this month.