In honor of today being Friday — and hopefully payday for most of you –we present Calloway’s 1989 hit “I Wanna Be Rich.” Happy Friday, Crunch Lovers!

-Oh no, teen sailor Abby Sunderland is missing at sea. The enterprising young woman from Southern Cali. is hoping to becoming the first person to travel around the world by boat….

-Cops scare the shit out of a Connecticut woman — literally….

-Disabled teen robs Kohl’s….

-Swift goes straight….

-Season 2 of Beautiful People premieres Saturday, June 12 @ 10/9c on LOGO….

-Boy saves friend from drowning with a little help from SpongeBob SquarePants…

-What is the deal with Southwest Airlines and fat people? Connie Guillory, of Texas, was issued an apology and a $100 voucher from Southwest Airlines after a flight attendant refused to let her board a plane, saying she was too big for one seat. As you may recall, in Feb. the airline booted portly director Kevin Smith from a flight for a similar reason…

-Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith’s 10-year-old daughter Willow is working on her first album….

-True Blood star Natasha Alam is sitting pretty on the cover of Playboy….

-Trey Songz is the new R. Kelly in more ways than one…

-Was a 4th grade teacher fired from a Florida Christian school for “fornicating?”

-Mr. T denies blasting The A-Team Movie…

-Cast of True Blood covers Entertainment Weekly…

-Snooki and Sen. John McCain talk tanning on Twitter…

-Boricua, Morena: Marc Anthony will be the King of New York’s annual Puerto Rican Day Parade on Sunday…..

-Homewreckin’ songbird Alicia Keys debuted her baby bump in South Africa on Thursday…

-The Morningside Heights apartment President Obama lived in while studying at Columbia University in the early ’80s is up for grabs. Only in NYC will people claw one another’s eyes out gladiator-style for a 1 bed, 1 bath roach motel priced at $1,900 a/month…

-Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle will likely perform for the Pope when he visits England next month, The Vatican said Thursday….

-The cast of the Tony-nominated musical American Idiot performed Green Day’s “21 Guns” on The Early Show yesterday….

-Cover up your cameltoe with Camelflage!

-Chris Brown’s next punching bag looks a lot like someone you might know!

-Holly Madison on Chelsea Lately….

-Hey guys, do you remember sexy Ginuwine’s 1996 single, “Pony?” It was a Billboard Top 10 hit and still does a pretty good job of getting a party started — even 14 years after it hit the airwaves. One Tumblr blog called “Dancing Alone To Pony” is bringing the song back….

-FOX has ordered a third season of its Family Guy spinoff The Cleveland Show…..

-A National Lampoon’s documentary is in the works…

-On June 24, CNN will air a special documentary about gay parents in America. Gary and Tony Have a Baby features the true story of two gay men, Gary Spino and Tony Brown, and their fight to form a traditional family with the help of surrogacy. The special starts at 8 PM…

-Hov and Bey spar over art…

-Seventeen Magazine is bringing Bieber Fever to the newsstand with a special all-Biebs collector issue available June 15:

“Man, there are so many [wild fan experiences]. The incident in Long Island was pretty crazy with the fans shutting down the mall and me not being able to show up. When I was in Seattle, this girl came out of nowhere and she tried to hug me, but she tackled me instead. It was really scary.”