Don’t expect Rachel Uchitel to spill the beans on her clandestine romances with some of the hottest hunks in entertainment to the gals of The View.

The New York City club hostess — who is believed to have bedded actor David Boreanez and golfer Tiger Woods in the past six months — is incensed over the “Hot Topics” segment of Thursday’s episode of the ABC morning gabfest. Uchitel is particularly livid at flippant comedienne co-host Joy Behar, who joked “You-ka-tell she’s a hooker” as Whoopi Goldberg struggled to pronounce Uchitel’s sir name.

The 34-year-old has been thrust into the spotlight since she was outed as one of at least 12 women Woods allegedly had an affair with — but with media pitbull Glora Allred heading up her legal team, Joy’s “Hooker” crack may come back to bite her.

After receiving word of Joy’s snap, Glo hit the road attacking Behar, demanding a retraction for a statement she calls “very hurtful and damaging” to Uchitel’s pristine reputation as a serial homewrecker and harlot — which is far different from working the streets as a hooker, thank you very much!

“Today on “The View” on ABC television a co-host called our client Rachel Uchitel a “Hooker.” The co-host said “Yeah,…. You-ka-tell she’s a hooker,’” Allred remarked in a press release issued late Thursday. “This statement about Ms. Uchitel is false and defamatory and highly offensive to her. Rachel is very upset by that statement which has been viewed and now read all around the world,” she continued.

“This statement was very hurtful to Rachel because it is not true. Even if the host said it in a joking way Rachel is not amused, because she values her reputation and her reputation has been damaged by this statement as it is completely false. We are sending a letter to ABC Television immediately demanding a retraction on the View as soon as possible. We hope that they will do the right thing and retract this statement immediately.”