Shots fired! Ke$ha vs. Britney….Lily vs. Courtney: In case you haven’t been keeping up (Shame on you!), verbal bitch slaps and bad-mouthing have been all the rage all over Hollywood this week. What else is new? But you know you’ve stepped in it when even a girl tanned to the hue of a pan-fried Cheeto thinks you’ve got Cooties.

La Lohan has hit a new low.

During an appearance at James Madison University in Virginia on Wednesday, Snooks bragged about her lavish life on the Hollywood A-List. The self-assessed guidette gushed on about meeting celebs like Demi Moore, Wendy Williams, and Leonardo DiCaprio, but Snooks’ tone turned cold as she recalled her first meeting with former child star -turned-trouble prone wildchild Lindsay Lohan.

“She’s gross,” Snook surmised as a matter of fact.