Heidi Montag has been bitten by the baby bug. At 22, one of the most disliked women in reality TV is ready to go full “Duggar” and turn her womb into a child manufacturing plant. But if the tone-deaf pop tart expecting a Speidi tot, her days in The Hills could be interrupted by a trip to divorce court.

Heidi’s equally-loathed hubby Spencer says he just isnt’ ready to be a daddy and cautions that the arrival of a bambino could quickly torpedo the couple’s young marriage. The reality couple married in April.

Well, how mature of you, Spencer. That’s quite a catch you’ve got there, Heidi.

“What happens if she does? I told her there’s a divorce or adoption,” Spencer, 26, tells MTV News. “If she’s not down with the adoption, I think it’s divorce.”

“I’m a baby. I’m not prepared,” the small screen villain continued. “And I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn.”

According to Spencer, the couple simply agree on when to have a child. While he views potential parenthood in practical terms, Heidi likens infants more to designer handbags.

“Heidi is, like, trying to have a baby like it’s going to buy a new pair of Louis Vuittons,” he said. “She’s really ready to start this family. She’s not playing. And that’s what I’m saying — you can’t sneak a baby.”

“I think I’m ready,” Heidi gushed to MTV News. “I think I was born ready. I’m very maternal. I’m very loving. I would be the best mom ever. [Spencer doesn't feel] quite the same, but maybe he just doesn’t know he wants kids yet. I think he never wants kids, but maybe I’ll have a surprise for him.”