Whoop That Trick! Whoop That Trick! Oh dear, TMZ.com snitches have an interesting theory for why Tiger Woods’ face looks like he had a close encounter with Chris Brown. According to an informant who asked not to be identified, Tiger and his wife Elin Nordegren got into a violent argument inside their surburban Orlando home early Friday morning following rumors that the golfing ace has been playing putt-putt with a hubby-humpin’ Butterface named Rachel Uchitel. The argument took an awful turn when Elin — a former Swedish model — attacked Tiger’s face, clawing and scraching for dear life, says the snitch.

She’ll show him who’s the real wildcat in this family!

Tiger was taken to the hospital with minor injuries and released shortly thereafter.

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