-John Mayer’s Racist Penis Speaks!

-A tour bus carrying the band of country music singer Trace Adkins was involved in a fatal car crash in Louisiana on Saturday….

-Lady Gaga is dating a single dad she first met in college…..

-Magic Johnson is in talks to purchase Ebony and Jet Magazines…..

-”Pregnant” reality star Tila Tequila was hospitalized after taking a spill in Los Angeles home over the weekend…..

-Alec Baldwin’s daughter, Ireland, called 911 thanks to “a misunderstanding,” says her uncle Skip Basinger…..

-Angelina Pivarnick — who appeared on the first season of MTV’s Jersey Shore — says her Facebook page was hacked earlier this month…..

-Fantasia’s affair with a married cellphone salesman could cost her millions. In North Carolina, it’s illegal to be a homewrecking hussy. Who knew?

-Jimmy Fallon’s Lost Parody….

-Julia Roberts got paid how much for her six-minute cameo in Valentine’s Day?!

-New York, where the rents are sky-high and the walls are too thin. According to BrickUnderground, two-thirds of all New Yorkers surveyed have heard a neighbor having sex…..

-Meet Mr. Gay World 2010…..

-Dystonia Cheerleader Hoax….