Apple has just launched its fastest and most powerful iPhone to date, the iPhone 3GI, that can only be seen by the Apple fans “who believe in the company more than anything else in the world”, the Onion reports.

It’s reportedly that the light-weight 3GI offers the significant hardware and software upgrades, superior processing speeds, multi-touch interface and “the most brilliant colors and finest resolution” of wide-screen display.

“I am proud today to introduce to those who really, truly deserve it, our most incredible iPhone yet,” announced Apple CEO Steve Jobs, extending his seemingly empty left palm toward the eagerly awaiting crowd. “Not only is this our lightest and slimmest model ever, but as any truly savvy Apple customer can clearly see, it’s also the most handsome product we’ve ever designed.”

According to Apple, the new iPhone 3GI boasts significant hardware and software upgrades, superior processing speeds, and a multi-touch interface that provides those who are “cool enough” with a rich user experience. The wide-screen display reportedly also features the most brilliant colors and finest resolution ever imagined.

[via IntoMobile]