Over fifty percent of all newly created small businesses have gone belly up within five years, and most of those that survive are just barely doing so. They limp along, year after year, making just enough of a margin to stay in business but never managing to generate enough capital for the improvements, upgrades, or expansions that would allow them to move to the next level. But there are new small businesses that seem to be super-charged why?
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YouTube Brings Endangered Languages to You
Did you know that there are quite a few languages in the world today that are close to dying out? In fact, these small languages are so endangered that they haven’t even been recorded or documented scientifically. That’s all about to change with the help of YouTube. For the very first time, these small languages [...]
“Big Love†Final Season Kicks Off Jan. 16 On HBO
The upcoming fifth season of HBO’s polygamy hit Big Love (AKA The Original Sister Wives!) will be its last, the Emmy-winning cable network announced on Thursday. The story of Salt Lake City businessman Bill Henrickson (Bill Paxton) and his three wives — Barb, Nicki, and Margene (Jeanne Tripplehorn, Chloe Sevigny, and Ginnifer Goodwin respectively) — [...]
Audrina Patridge Mother — Lynn Patridge — Drunken Rant VIDEO
Audrina, please come get your mother! No one puts Audrina in a corner! Not unless they want to be the subject of a five-minute drunken rant at the hands of the former Hillers vodka-soaked mama, Lynn! Audrina fans weren’t the only ones crying the blues when the fleet-footed Patridge and professional dancer Tony Dovolani were [...]
Quaids On The Run — Again; Chandra Levy Trial Begins; Rude Cab Drivers May Face Fines In One Virginia City; & More Evening Crunch Crumbs
-In case you missed it: Willow Smith vs. Sesame Street: The “Whip My Hair” Mashup! -Omarion owes Uncle Sam…. -WTF?! In a controversial ruling, the Federal Supreme Court in the United Arab Emirates has ruled that a man can discipline (read: beat) his wife and children under 18 as long as he doesn’t leave a [...]
14 Extreme Animal-Humans
Here are 14 examples of people who have been transformed into animal-human hybrids, a few of which are surprisingly not vain attempts to become a creepy cat-dude.
Dan Gordon-Levitt Death Drug-Related?
Did drugs play a role in the death of performer Dan Gordon-Levitt? The brother of Inception actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s brother was “surrounded by needles and syringes” when he passed away in his Los Angeles home on Monday. Neighbors in the Hollywood apartment complex where Dan — AKA “Burning Dan” — lived tell RadarOnline.com that they [...]
Evening Crunch Crumbs
-Here’s a sneak peek at Kanye West’s forthcoming short film “Runaway.” The 40-minute epic is on course to replace Michael Jackson’s “Ghost” as the Guinness World Record Holder for “Longest Music Video” when it is released sometime in the next few weeks… -The bedbugs have taken over Niketown! -Lady Gaga, Twilight, and Mad Men as college classes [...]
Lady Gaga Beefs It Up In Meat Bikini For Vogue Japan Cover
Vegetarians – look away! Just when you thought she couldn’t possibly come up with another weird and wacky fashion idea, kooky Pop “It Girl” of the Hour Lady Gaga (AKA “The Walking Caricature of Every Stylistas Worst Nightmare) goes and poses in a meat bikini for a gory shot on the cover of Vogue Hommes [...]
Montana Fishburne Offered Multi-Deal Porn Contract; Facing Jail For Assault
Oh Morpheus, you could sure use a good friend at the moment. (Hell, even a bottle of Jack Daniels might suffice given the circumstances.) We wish we could console you by baking a few dozen Snickerdoodles and pouring you a couple glasses of milk to wash them down with. Alas, it is not to [...]
John Mayer LeBron James “Decision†Parody
The dude from the Old Spice commercials isn’t the only prankster poking fun at LeBron James’ Thursday night ESPN special, during which the NBA’s two-time Most Valuable Player announced that he was ditching the Cleveland Cavaliers for a viable shot at an NBA championship with Miami Heat. The move has inspired flippant crooner John Mayer [...]
The Situation Clothing Line
Park it Ed Hardy, this summer it’s all about Abercrombie and The Sitch. Reality star Mike “The Situation†Sorrentino will soon be assaulting the racks of your favorite retailers with a line of obnoxious and craptacular fashions. Sorrentino has teamed up with Big Apple-based “couture” house Dilligaf (AKA: Does It Look Like I Give A….) to [...]
Hefner Kicks Shannon Twins To The Curb
Hugh Hefner’s barely-legal, identical playmates Karissa and Kristina Shannon — AKA The Shannon Twins — have been tossed out of the Playboy Mansion, according to PopEater.com. The men’s mag mogul initially asked Karissa and Kristina, 20, to move from the Playboy Mansion to the adjoining Playmate House after his relationship with Crystal Harris grew more serious, [...]
Jayhawks Self-Titled Re-Release
THE JAYHAWKS’ SELF-TITLED 1986 DEBUT (AKA THE BUNKHOUSE ALBUM)
TO BE RELEASED ON CDFOR THE FIRST TIME ON MAY 18 BY LOST HIGHWAY
ONLY 2000 VINYL ALBUMS PRODUCED IN ORIGINAL PRESSING
For the first time on CD, the self-titled debut album from the highly-acclaimed, alt-country pioneers The Jayhawks will be released on
May 18 by Lost Highway. The Jayhawks (also referred to by fans as The Bunkhouse record) was
originally released in 1986 on Bunkhouse Records, with a pressing of only 2000 vinyl copies. Fans not fortunate
enough to own a copy of The Jayhawks will be happy to know that it will finally be available on CD, and again on
vinyl for the first time in 24 years.
The Jayhawks reissue will include an eight-page booklet with new photos from recording period and a new essay by
Jayhawks founder Mark Olson about album producer and then band manager Charlie Pine. The
tracks are the original thirteen songs that appeared on the album, including “Falling Star,” which recently resurfaced
on The Jayhawks Anthology (Legacy Recordings) in 2009.
The 1986 incarnation of The Jayhawks featured Mark Olson (guitar/vocals), Gary Louris (lead guitar/vocals), Marc Perlman (bass) and Norm Rogers (drums). After listening to The Jayhawks, it is clear why the band became a catalyst in the evolution of what would eventually be coined alt-country. The
album has more in common with Gram Parsons and The Flying Burrito Brothers than it does with later Jayhawks
classics Tomorrow The Green Grass and Hollywood Town Hall. It’s quite evident where those milestone albums grew out of.
Richard Pryor Gave Pam Grier A Cocaine Yeast Infection; Cher’s Going On Tour; & More Evening Crunch Crumbs
-Everyone’s favorite “Prostitution Whores” — AKA The Real Housewives of New Jersey — are back for a new season on Bravo! -Late comedy legend Richard Pryor wasn’t lying when he said he had a “cocaine dick.” Seventies stunner Pam Grier — who once dated the funnyman — claims Pryor’s peen flooded her catbag with coke residue. [...]
Evening Crunch Crumbs: Bruce Springsteen Gets Ellis Island Award; Archie Comics Introduces First Gay Character; 7-Eleven Beer?
-The Tribeca Film Festival opened in Manhattan on Wednesday night with the world premiere of Shrek Forever Ever, the fourth and final film in the Shrek film franchise….. -A new Hitler Parody…. -Ellis Island awarded “The Boss” Bruce Springsteen” with a Heritage Award on Thursday….. -Rebbie Jackson – AKA “The Normal Jackson” — is going on tour! -Madonna shoots [...]
“Glee†Lea Michele PETA Anti-Fur PSA
Glee cutie Lea Michele is using her impressive pipes to spread the word about animal cruelty in the fur industry. Lea’s partnered with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to urge fans to boycott furry products, with the help of the tagline: “If You Wouldn’t Wear Your Dog, Please Don’t Wear Any Fur.”
Lea Michele [...]
Brooke Burke Pregnant With Fifth Child
Baby No. 5’s a’comin’ for the latest addition to ABC’s Dancing With The Stars. New DWTS co-host and model mom Brooke Burke (AKA “The Poster Child For Enviable Abs”) is reportedly expecting her fifth child with longtime partner David Charvet.
The self-professed “Mommy Correspondent” already has four daughters: Neriah Shae and Sierra Sky with ex-hubby Garth [...]
Fourth Jesse James Mistress Hires Attorney Gloria Allred
The Jesse James Sex Shitstorm Carries On…..
A fourth woman has stepped forward with claims that she has been involved in a clandestine affair with Monster Garage star Jesse James during his marriage to award-winning actress Sandra Bullock.
The unidentified mistress (We’ll call her Ho Numero Cuatro) has enlisted the services of high-powered attorney (AKA The [...]




