Thanks to our celebrity obsessed society, the average lifespan of a “Digital Whore” (ie: Tila Tequila) is roughly eight months — which means we don’t have much longer to deal with Ke$ha.
Ke$ha — AKA “Who Gave This Broke Bitch A Dollar Sign?” — isn’t done firing shots at fellow talentless pop sensation Britney Spears. [...]
In Few Years, This Obese Ocra Could Be The World’s Fattest Woman….If She Can Live Past Next Week. New Jersey resident Donna Simpson, 42, weighs 550 pounds, but she’s on mission to gain another 400 pounds in in hopes of becoming the world’s fattest woman. Simpson holds the Guinness World Record as the world’s [...]
Jessica Simpson — AKA “Sexual Napalm” — is headed to The Oprah Winfrey Show next month to promote the series premiere of her eight-part VH1 docuseries The Price of Beauty, and The Gossip Wire is atwitter with whispers that the dimwitted singer/sometime actress will also use the occasion to break her silence on some [...]
- Hollywood producer Brad Goodman (the man behind Borat & Bruno) thought it would be a wise idea to make a mockumentary about convicted sex offender Dimitri The Lover (AKA “The Reason Many Woman Stay Single….”). The disgraced former Toronto MD became an Internet sensation after odd voicemails he left for a potential mate went [...]
- Hollywood producer Brad Goodman (the man behind Borat & Bruno) thought it would be a wise idea to make a mockumentary about convicted sex offender Dimitri The Lover (AKA “The Reason Many Woman Stay Single….”). The disgraced former Toronto MD became an Internet sensation after odd voicemails he left for a potential mate went [...]
Nadya Suleman (AKA “Octomomâ€) will be on The View on Wednesday, Feb. 24.
The mother of 14 — who is said to be in talks for a gig with the Game Show Network — will make her first appearance as a guest on the daytime program next week, ABC told the press on Thursday. Suleman [...]
After his infamously loose-lips opened the floodgates of Hell last week, its very likely that John Mayer — AKA “The Mouth That Roared” — won’t be able to pay some music lovers to listen to him strum another note on his acoustic guitar. Luckily for Douchey McDuh!, the porn purveyors at Vivid Entertainment — [...]
-Olympic figure skate Nancy Kerrigan is speaking out on her brother’s role in her father’s death — which detectives in Massachusetts have ruled a homicide….
-The porn game has been so good to The Kardashians that middle sister Khloe is thinking of making a solo sex tape for hubby Lamar Odom….No comment…..
-Complex: When Celebs Talk Interracial [...]
AT T labels Dan Lyons’ (aka the Fake Steve Jobs) call to swamp the carrier’s data network on Friday irresponsible. Lyons is calling on all Apple iPhone owners to activate bandwidth-intensive applications for an hour.
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AT amp;T claims Apple cult hero Dan Lyons (aka the Fake Steve Jobs)
perpetrated a reckless act of digital disobedience with a blog entry
calling on all iPhone owners to overwhelm the carriers much-maligned
data network on Friday, Dec. 18th as part of what he
terms “Operation Chok…
Former World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) star Umaga (AKA “Jamal”) has died after suffering a second heart attack, wrestlingobserver.com has learned.
He was 36.
Dubbed “The Samoan Bulldozer,” Umaga is likely best known for headlining the 2008 Wrestlemania “Battle Of The Billionaires” event against Bobby Lashley, in which WWE owner Vince McMahon put his hair on the line [...]
Wino’s rack has sprung a leak.
Amy Winehouse was hospitalized for three days earlier this week because her recently-purchased breast implants “leaked,” according to the singer’s father.
On Sunday, the “Back to Black” singer was admitted to a London medical center to be treated for what was believed to be complications from cold medication, but her cabbie [...]
Former glamour model Katie Price aka Jordan, is said to have jetted off to Spain with her new cage-fighter lover Alex Reid.
Jordan, 31, was spotted at a Spanish airport with Reid, 34, before they sped off to a private villa in Puerto Banus, near Marbella, where they stayed at the whole day.
The mother-of-three had even [...]
If you’ve seen the BlackBerry Gemini or the curve 8520, then you absolutely have to see the BlackBerry Aries. That way you’ll be able to make an informed decision when purchasing your next RIM device. So what is the…
The Washington Post, which gained worldwide fame for its effort to sell corporate lobbyists access to its reporters and Obama administration officials, wants 15 million…
