It’s been more than a month since Michael Jackson’s demise, and still no burial, cremation, resting place, or any manifestation of the pop psyche term…
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Francesca Biller-Safran: Help! How to Escape the Unexpected Guest, Play Dead if you Have To!
July 24th, 2009 |
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1. Tell them your children are very sick and contagious. If they remind you that you don’t have children, reply, “You see, you know nothing…
Francesca Biller-Safran: Ten Things to Do if an Uninvited, Unexpected “Guest” Appears at your Door
July 23rd, 2009 |
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1. Always have what I call the U.G.B. handy, which stands for Unwanted-Guest-Basket. This way you can yell at your uninvited guest through your…