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What’s up in the Big Green tent?
Some suspect foul play in the last-minute cancellation of the Big Green Gathering, but the Vestas protest might get an unexpected boost instead
News broke over the weekend that the organisers of the Big Green Gathering had finally crumbled under ceaseless pressure and demands from the local council and police, and decided not to stage the event. Bills had soared and it was deemed unfeasible for the organisation to go ahead.
The reaction, as you’d expect, is one of frustration. “The BGG is basically a gathering for people wanting to build a better world,” said Andrew Martin of Veggies. “There are workshops on green energy, ethical living, consensus-based decision-making, protesting and campaigning. I’m sure that’s got something to do with why it’s been shut down.” Veggies is a vegan catering organisations which, like some of the other organisations who regularly take part in the BGG, raises funds for environmental campaigns, including the Climate Camp.
I can’t help but suspect that the closure of the event stems from both police heavy-handedness at protests, such as at the G20 demonstrations earlier this year, and a more specific aim of undermining Climate Camp, after the police were criticised for “counterproductive” tactics. Climate Camp will be signifcantly poorer as a result of this decision (I’ve heard a confirmed figure of between £10,000 – £15,000).
The whole thing really sticks in my throat. It’s hard to imagine a festival with a more positive aim than the Big Green Gathering, which grew out of Glastonbury’s famous Green Fields and became a festival in its own right in the nineties. The aim is celebratory, and the idea that something designed to inspire and regenerate should be choked out of existence by a bunch of narrow-minded policemen and kow-towing local councillors is profoundly depressing. I may not want to spend the weekend studying alternative sewage possibilities, but I’m grateful that somebody does.
But it may be that the police are shooting themselves in the feet with this approach. In the 1990s the Criminal Justice Act united a whole slew of campaigners and party-goers in opposition and helped boost the anti-roads movement. Shutting down the BGG could potentially have the same effect.
Messages are already flying around the internet suggesting that instead of going to the BGG, people head down to join the protests outside the Vestas factory on the Isle of Wight. If just a few people take up the suggestion, the police have created a whole new headache for themselves.
Shaun Tan’s unexpected details
The author of some of the most startling graphic stories of recent years is not what you’d expect of an artist, but then his are not your typical picture books
“Drawing a good picture is like telling a really good lie – the key is in the incidental detail,” says Shaun Tan. Fortunately, the Australian artist’s award-winning picture books are anything but short on detail. Each spread drops the reader into a surreal world of bizarre animals, skew-whiff buildings, dreamlike landscapes and invented languages, the magical realism and conceptual playfulness of Tan’s paintings underscoring the simple language of the tales – “illustrated modern fables” as he calls them.
In the stunning, wordless graphic novel The Arrival, sober-looking characters dressed in 1930s-style suits and bowler hats are accompanied on their journeys through a mysterious city by strange creatures reminiscent of Philip Pullman’s daemons (only much, much weirder). The Lost Thing is a huge metal contraption from some other world, “hidden” by the boy who finds it in his parents’ otherwise relatively conventional house; next to the words “nobody understands”, the central character in The Red Tree is seen wearing a weighty diving mask, huddled in a glass bottle on a stormy shoreline, in one of the most unnerving insights into depression ever drawn.
“The detail adds an element of unexpected something,” Tan explains. “All fiction is false; what makes it convincing is that it runs alongside the truth. The real world has lots of incidental details, so a painting also has to have that element of imperfection and irregularity, those incidental details. I’m constantly testing with the details. I go on a hunch and try it out. I might have a character and have a feeling that he needs to have a hat and so I put it in and it feels right and then I realise that he needs to have a hat because he’s trying to hide something.”
The result of this careful attention to detail is that Tan’s worlds, however fantastical they may appear on first glance, have their own internal logic. It is what he describes as “groundedness”, and he regards it as crucial to the success of the stories.
“By itself, just to draw crazy creatures has limited appeal – if I had to give up one thing it would be the wild imagination. When the work becomes too detached from ordinary life it starts to fall apart. Fantasy needs to have some connection with reality or it becomes of its own interest only, insular. In The Lost Thing, to have creatures flying around is unsatisfactory without the context. It works because it exists in opposition to the world in the rest of the story.”
To meet the man behind the wildly surreal pictures brings home that sense of opposites. Compact, neatly dressed and precise in speech, the initial impression is less the artist bubbling over with crazy creativity, than an accountant, albeit a very bright and charming one. Tan speaks thoughtfully, carefully about his work and there’s a clue to the origins of this precision when he talks about his upbringing in Perth, western Australia. His father was an architect and Tan recalls spending hours as a child drawing pictures on the back of discarded architectural sketches.
“I learnt some of my style from him,” says Tan, “including the extreme attention to detail. There’s that sense that if you do something it has to be well-crafted and it’s more fun that way and you get a better thing at the end.”
Yet despite parents with an interest in art and a childhood spent carefully observing and documenting in pictures the world around him – “I was always head down, looking at objects on the beach, almost fixated on collecting seashells and bumping into something that’s unexpected” – it was not a given that Tan would pursue illustration as a career. He flirted with the idea of becoming a scientist – a fascination carried over into The Lost Thing, where the images are framed with collages from physics and maths textbooks.
But, at 16, he had his first illustration published in an SF magazine and discovered the thrill of seeing his work in print. “One of the attractions of working on the books is the idea of people you don’t know seeing your work and forming an opinion about it. Seeing your work in print is exciting, especially when you’re young. It’s that feeling that you have some effect on the world outside of your immediate neighbourhood,” says Tan.
A joint degree in English and fine art followed, while he continued to sell illustrations to magazines. But even then he wasn’t convinced that he could make a living as an artist. “I didn’t want to starve in a garret. For me, the main thing was to secure a livelihood and then explore artistic interests. I was fairly conservative like that,” says Tan, laughing now at the memory.
He decided to give art a year after finishing university and see how it went. He soon found that, by saying yes to everything that he was offered, from commercial illustration and fantasy novel book covers to occasional cartoons, and drawings of microscopes, he could make his way and then start creating his own books.
Given his secure, happy childhood and what seems to have been a relatively straightforward path into a successful career, it is perhaps surprising that Tan’s work is quite as dark as it is. Although often categorised as a creator of children’s “picture books”, the deeper, bleaker issues he tackles belies any such pigeonholing. The Red Tree is a blistering portrait of depression, while The Arrival is a masterful examination of the immigrant experience, and The Rabbits (illustrated by Tan but written by John Marsden) is a powerful allegory of environmental destruction. While The Arrival, thanks to its sheer length and sepia tones if nothing else, falls most easily into “graphic novel” territory, Tan’s other books occupy a kind of hinterland which can make them difficult to market.
“None of my books are for anybody – I don’t have any image of a child reading my book when I produce them,” says Tan. “It’s unfortunate sometimes that they are marketed to children. It’s good that kids get them, but that can exclude adults.
“One bookseller in Australia took the children’s book award sticker off The Red Tree as he felt he could sell more that way, and sold an extra 30-40 copies a month. It’s about simple things like font size – people think they can judge the age a book is for by the font size and assume that it’s for little kids if it has a big font, but that’s silly. I don’t worry too much about those things as the creator because I figure that the books will find their own audience and sometimes I like the idea that they can give adults a surprise pleasure.”
There is indeed always a “surprise pleasure” despite the seriousness of the topics Tan takes on. The books are leavened not only in the flashes of humour in Tan’s richly imaginative drawings, which he describes as “conscious dreaming”, but the thread of hope and compassion woven through every tale, however initially bleak.
“I think stories that represent the world as hopeless or dark are valid and some of them I really enjoy but the truth is that there is hopefulness in every situation,” says Tan. Of The Red Tree, he says that “the expression of depression is somehow refreshing. You can deal with things if you acknowledge them – it makes you feel good to acknowledge stuff.” Even in The Rabbits, although the “text is grim”, the images are redemptive, especially as it ends with “two misunderstood beings trying to communicate with each other across pool of stars, to overcome their cultural blindness and ask questions about what they are doing.”
These kinds of attempts to communicate across divides are a key theme in Tan’s books. His characters are often outsiders who have trouble articulating their feelings, something Tan says he recognises from when he was growing up and used drawing to help to express himself. The characters find themselves in strange situations but, ultimately, cope by “using empathy to get through, overcoming apathy.”
Tan is reluctant to delve too deeply into the “meanings” of his fables. Towards the end of The Lost Thing he writes, “Well, that’s it. That’s the story. Not especially profound, I know, but I never said it was. And don’t ask me what the moral is.” When pressed on the The Red Tree and the sudden chink of light at the end of the story with the appearance of a magical tree, he suggests that
“The Red Tree is there because this girl has somehow persisted and if there is any moral to the story – if you had to force a moral at it would be something to do with persistence.”
Morals or not, what shines through Tan’s work is an essential humanity, whether it is arrivals in a new city silently describing their journeys from war zones to a fragile new life, a metal mammoth happy to be found a place where he doesn’t quite fit, or a girl who finds a speck of hope, “bright and vivid, quietly waiting”, where previously there was only darkness.
• Shaun Tan’s latest work, Tales from Outer Suburbia (Templar) is an anthology of 15 very short illustrated stories. Each one is about a strange situation or event that occurs in an otherwise familiar suburban world.
Shaun Tan’s unexpected details
The author of some of the most startling graphic stories of recent years is not what you’d expect of an artist, but then his are not your typical picture books
“Drawing a good picture is like telling a really good lie – the key is in the incidental detail,” says Shaun Tan. Fortunately, the Australian artist’s award-winning picture books are anything but short on detail. Each spread drops the reader into a surreal world of bizarre animals, skew-whiff buildings, dreamlike landscapes and invented languages, the magical realism and conceptual playfulness of Tan’s paintings underscoring the simple language of the tales – “illustrated modern fables” as he calls them.
In the stunning, wordless graphic novel The Arrival, sober-looking characters dressed in 1930s-style suits and bowler hats are accompanied on their journeys through a mysterious city by strange creatures reminiscent of Philip Pullman’s daemons (only much, much weirder). The Lost Thing is a huge metal contraption from some other world, “hidden” by the boy who finds it in his parents’ otherwise relatively conventional house; next to the words “nobody understands”, the central character in The Red Tree is seen wearing a weighty diving mask, huddled in a glass bottle on a stormy shoreline, in one of the most unnerving insights into depression ever drawn.
“The detail adds an element of unexpected something,” Tan explains. “All fiction is false; what makes it convincing is that it runs alongside the truth. The real world has lots of incidental details, so a painting also has to have that element of imperfection and irregularity, those incidental details. I’m constantly testing with the details. I go on a hunch and try it out. I might have a character and have a feeling that he needs to have a hat and so I put it in and it feels right and then I realise that he needs to have a hat because he’s trying to hide something.”
The result of this careful attention to detail is that Tan’s worlds, however fantastical they may appear on first glance, have their own internal logic. It is what he describes as “groundedness”, and he regards it as crucial to the success of the stories.
“By itself, just to draw crazy creatures has limited appeal – if I had to give up one thing it would be the wild imagination. When the work becomes too detached from ordinary life it starts to fall apart. Fantasy needs to have some connection with reality or it becomes of its own interest only, insular. In The Lost Thing, to have creatures flying around is unsatisfactory without the context. It works because it exists in opposition to the world in the rest of the story.”
To meet the man behind the wildly surreal pictures brings home that sense of opposites. Compact, neatly dressed and precise in speech, the initial impression is less the artist bubbling over with crazy creativity, than an accountant, albeit a very bright and charming one. Tan speaks thoughtfully, carefully about his work and there’s a clue to the origins of this precision when he talks about his upbringing in Perth, western Australia. His father was an architect and Tan recalls spending hours as a child drawing pictures on the back of discarded architectural sketches.
“I learnt some of my style from him,” says Tan, “including the extreme attention to detail. There’s that sense that if you do something it has to be well-crafted and it’s more fun that way and you get a better thing at the end.”
Yet despite parents with an interest in art and a childhood spent carefully observing and documenting in pictures the world around him – “I was always head down, looking at objects on the beach, almost fixated on collecting seashells and bumping into something that’s unexpected” – it was not a given that Tan would pursue illustration as a career. He flirted with the idea of becoming a scientist – a fascination carried over into The Lost Thing, where the images are framed with collages from physics and maths textbooks.
But, at 16, he had his first illustration published in an SF magazine and discovered the thrill of seeing his work in print. “One of the attractions of working on the books is the idea of people you don’t know seeing your work and forming an opinion about it. Seeing your work in print is exciting, especially when you’re young. It’s that feeling that you have some effect on the world outside of your immediate neighbourhood,” says Tan.
A joint degree in English and fine art followed, while he continued to sell illustrations to magazines. But even then he wasn’t convinced that he could make a living as an artist. “I didn’t want to starve in a garret. For me, the main thing was to secure a livelihood and then explore artistic interests. I was fairly conservative like that,” says Tan, laughing now at the memory.
He decided to give art a year after finishing university and see how it went. He soon found that, by saying yes to everything that he was offered, from commercial illustration and fantasy novel book covers to occasional cartoons, and drawings of microscopes, he could make his way and then start creating his own books.
Given his secure, happy childhood and what seems to have been a relatively straightforward path into a successful career, it is perhaps surprising that Tan’s work is quite as dark as it is. Although often categorised as a creator of children’s “picture books”, the deeper, bleaker issues he tackles belies any such pigeonholing. The Red Tree is a blistering portrait of depression, while The Arrival is a masterful examination of the immigrant experience, and The Rabbits (illustrated by Tan but written by John Marsden) is a powerful allegory of environmental destruction. While The Arrival, thanks to its sheer length and sepia tones if nothing else, falls most easily into “graphic novel” territory, Tan’s other books occupy a kind of hinterland which can make them difficult to market.
“None of my books are for anybody – I don’t have any image of a child reading my book when I produce them,” says Tan. “It’s unfortunate sometimes that they are marketed to children. It’s good that kids get them, but that can exclude adults.
“One bookseller in Australia took the children’s book award sticker off The Red Tree as he felt he could sell more that way, and sold an extra 30-40 copies a month. It’s about simple things like font size – people think they can judge the age a book is for by the font size and assume that it’s for little kids if it has a big font, but that’s silly. I don’t worry too much about those things as the creator because I figure that the books will find their own audience and sometimes I like the idea that they can give adults a surprise pleasure.”
There is indeed always a “surprise pleasure” despite the seriousness of the topics Tan takes on. The books are leavened not only in the flashes of humour in Tan’s richly imaginative drawings, which he describes as “conscious dreaming”, but the thread of hope and compassion woven through every tale, however initially bleak.
“I think stories that represent the world as hopeless or dark are valid and some of them I really enjoy but the truth is that there is hopefulness in every situation,” says Tan. Of The Red Tree, he says that “the expression of depression is somehow refreshing. You can deal with things if you acknowledge them – it makes you feel good to acknowledge stuff.” Even in The Rabbits, although the “text is grim”, the images are redemptive, especially as it ends with “two misunderstood beings trying to communicate with each other across pool of stars, to overcome their cultural blindness and ask questions about what they are doing.”
These kinds of attempts to communicate across divides are a key theme in Tan’s books. His characters are often outsiders who have trouble articulating their feelings, something Tan says he recognises from when he was growing up and used drawing to help to express himself. The characters find themselves in strange situations but, ultimately, cope by “using empathy to get through, overcoming apathy.”
Tan is reluctant to delve too deeply into the “meanings” of his fables. Towards the end of The Lost Thing he writes, “Well, that’s it. That’s the story. Not especially profound, I know, but I never said it was. And don’t ask me what the moral is.” When pressed on the The Red Tree and the sudden chink of light at the end of the story with the appearance of a magical tree, he suggests that
“The Red Tree is there because this girl has somehow persisted and if there is any moral to the story – if you had to force a moral at it would be something to do with persistence.”
Morals or not, what shines through Tan’s work is an essential humanity, whether it is arrivals in a new city silently describing their journeys from war zones to a fragile new life, a metal mammoth happy to be found a place where he doesn’t quite fit, or a girl who finds a speck of hope, “bright and vivid, quietly waiting”, where previously there was only darkness.
• Shaun Tan’s latest work, Tales from Outer Suburbia (Templar) is an anthology of 15 very short illustrated stories. Each one is about a strange situation or event that occurs in an otherwise familiar suburban world.
Heil! Comedy’s new offenders
Political correctness used to rule comedy, but now comics routinely offend their audiences. How did things get so nasty?
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It’s a Saturday night in north London, and a group of people are listening to one white man speak. First he suggests that all Muslim men are secretly gay. Next, he’s using the n-word. Then he draws his eyes into slits to mock the Chinese. One woman in the crowd has had enough. “You’re awful,” she says, leaving the room. “You’re a disgrace.” Soon, others join her; the man abuses them as they leave. The atmosphere is sour.
This is not an unruly seminar on racism, but comedy, 2009-style. It’s a world where all the bigotries and the misogyny you thought had been banished forever from mainstream entertainment have made a startling comeback. Tonight’s comic is San Francisco comedian Scott Capurro, and his routine is not unusual in the taboo-teasing world of 21st-century standup. Before the gig, I ask Capurro how he feels about routinely offending his audience. “It’s great,” he says. “I’m not friends with my audience. I’ll never see them again. If they want to fight, they can have one with me. How often does an audience get the chance to stand up and say, ‘You are fucked up’? It’s so exciting – it’s a conversation.”
Is Capurro probing the boundaries of what is sayable or not? Or is he just smuggling out bigotry under a veil of irony? It’s a question that will be asked at the Edinburgh Fringe next month, which in recent years has resembled less a comedy festival than a sounding board for racial and sexist provocation. Notorious examples range from this charming Jimmy Carr quip – “the male Gypsy moth can smell the female Gypsy moth up to seven miles away. And that fact also works if you remove the word moth” – to the serial political incorrectness of Ricky Gervais. “One false move,” as Gervais likes to say in his live act, “and I’m Jim Davidson.”
This year, veteran comic Richard Herring is sporting a Hitler moustache for his show, Hitler Moustache, in which he argues “that racists have a point”. Fringe 2009 also welcomes back Aussie standup Jim Jeffries, whose jokes include: “Women to me are like public toilets. They’re all dirty except for the disabled ones.” Jeffries tells me: “You can’t do a joke these days about black or Asian people – and rightly so – [but] you can do rape jokes on stage and that’s not a problem.” Why does he think rape is now less of a taboo than racism? “I don’t write the rules,” he says. Nor, it seems, does he seek to challenge them. Capurro told me, with some distaste: “For a lot of comics, it’s OK to talk about raping women now. That’s the new black on the comedy circuit.”
Of course, for as long as there has been comedy, there has been offensive comedy. Most of the iconic standups of the last 50 years – Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, even Billy Connolly – were once considered beyond the pale. What is interesting about the New Offenders is who they are offending, and why. Their predecessors tended to offend against establishment opinion, and came from what might broadly be described as a left-libertarian perspective. The sacred cows they butchered were religious orthodoxy, obscenity laws, militarism and racial inequality.
In the 1980s, this brand of outre humour – then called alternative comedy – went mainstream. The derogatory comedy of Bernard Manning and Benny Hill was elbowed off the airwaves by proudly anti-racist, anti-sexist comics of the younger generation: anti-Thatcher ranter Ben Elton; Alexei Sayle, who describes his younger self as “a fat man in a suit, shouting at people for not being political enough”; feminist comics French and Saunders, Emma Thompson and Jo Brand. And it is this right-on orthodoxy that today’s New Offenders have been reacting against.
Certainly, this is the case for Herring. “Alternative comedy had got to a place where it was po-faced and not very funny,” he says. “Comics were just saying stuff that everyone in the audience thought anyway. That preachy, patronising thing – it was necessary at the time, but audiences have become more sophisticated.” Brendon Burns, the confrontational Australian comic, agrees that alternative comedy became a fundamentalism that had to be challenged. In 2007 Burns won the If.Comedy award for his Edinburgh show So I Suppose This Is Offensive Now?, painting himself black and dressing up like a Zulu warrior for the poster. Ten years ago, he would not have got away with it, says Burns. “If you said certain words, people would freak out. I can list the big five. Chuck in an n, chuck in a p. Spastic was another one, the c-word was a no-no. Twenty years ago, if you said girlfriend, people would say, ‘No, it’s partner.’”
For many comics, it is received wisdom that this proscription existed, and that it was a bad thing. But to comic Jo Brand, it’s not that clear-cut. “Misogyny, racism and anti-disability were bubbling away under the surface throughout the 80s,” she says. “There were all these unwritten rules going on: people would get offended back then if a comic worked for Sky. But there were plenty of people who adhered to the rules only in a mild fashion, so they weren’t berated by their fellow comics. Comedians like [writer and quiz show host] Bob Mills, say, were always on the edge of doing anti-women jokes. It’s just that they censored themselves a bit.”
Brand thinks this concept of self-censorship has been lost. Now, she says, “you’ve got the Jimmy Carrs, who appeal to all the people out there who thought, ‘Where have all those delicious anti-women jokes gone? We miss them.’” Is this a disappointment? “You can’t live as an ex-alternative comedian in your ivory tower, sneering at what the rest of the population is laughing at. I find some of today’s jokes hard to laugh at, but I know that a lot of people don’t.” Sayle identifies the lads’ comedy of the mid-90s, the Frank Skinner and David Baddiel era, as the turning point: “Skinner is a great comic but there is something misogynistic in his attitudes.”
A younger generation see things differently: challenging taboos is less a betrayal of their recent forebears, more a concession to a changing world. “In the 1970s, black and Asian people were getting shit put through their letterboxes,” says Herring. “But the world has moved on. Now we accept the [anti-racist, anti-sexist] tenets of alternative comedy as true, and don’t need to patronise audiences any more.” Burns goes further: “Cultures are blending now. People are getting used to one another more. And nowadays, more sections of society are being represented in comedy clubs.”
This is a moot point: you will see very few minority ethnic comedy audiences in Edinburgh – or, in my experience, on the mainstream comedy circuit in general. And Burns’s argument that racist and sexist jokes are acceptable because racism and sexism are on the wane is jumping the gun. Even Capurro acknowledges this: “Gay men are targets still,” he says. “Black people are still targets.” Social psychologist Sue Becker, an academic at Teesside University who recently wrote a paper about resurgent bigotry in British comedy, says: “You’d find a different opinion [to Burns's] if you went and talked to people in local communities.” She dismisses another frequent defence of minority-baiting comedy, which is that it’s all right as long as you offend all communities equally. “Does that make it any less racist? Or does it just mean there’s a broader range of vulnerable targets?”
To Becker, the New Offensiveness, with its often contorted self-justifications, is a symptom of “aversive racism” – the negative stereotypes that persist under a veneer of liberal values; stereotypes we’ve collectively lost the confidence to identify or oppose. A classic example, she believes, is Little Britain, in which David Walliams blacked up to play the character of Desiree, an obese black woman, and in which so-called “chavs” are ridiculed. Brand shares Becker’s qualms about this show: “With Little Britain, I’d say half the population are taking it in the way it’s intended. Others are just laughing at someone who’s poor and slaggy.”
Mind you, Little Britain debuted five years ago: post-Andrew Sachsgate, TV and radio stations might think twice before broadcasting anything as contentious. The furore over Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand’s prank-gone-wrong brought the debate surrounding boorish comedy to a head, and has shifted the goalposts for broadcast comedy. “When you go on a TV or radio show now, you’re being told you must not do certain things,” says Herring. “People are so nervous about transgressing. The producer is telling you not to be offensive even in the bits that aren’t going to be aired.”
For this reason, Herring now does most of his work on the web. His weekly podcast, presented with Andrew Collins, makes a point of “pushing back boundaries and saying anything we want”. One recent episode aired Herring’s purported hatred of Pakistanis, a routine that he expands on in his new standup set. In another routine, he claims to support the BNP’s policy to deport all black people from the UK. Into the awkward laughter that greets this joke, he says: “Don’t go thinking I’m the new Bernard Manning. I’m being postmodern and ironic. I understand that what I’m saying is unacceptable.” Then he pauses. “But does that make me better than Manning, or much, much worse?” This is “playing around with things”, he tells me: “it’s the intent behind it that’s the important thing.”
But is it? Isn’t the important thing the effect that this comedy has out there in the real world? For the most part, the likes of Herring, Capurro and the liberal-baiting US comic Sarah Silverman (“I don’t care if you think I’m racist. It’s more important to me that you think I’m thin”) know they are performing to a well-heeled white audience, and pitch their explorations of middle-class guilt and the post-PC sensibility accordingly. “As a comedian, you’ve got to say contentious things,” says Herring. “That’s part of the contract. To make people gasp, or stop laughing; to pull the rug out from under people’s feet and surprise them.” And, as they point out, there is a big audience for offensive comedy, albeit one with a sometimes unsavoury edge. “Some people like being offended,” says Jeffries. “And some people like watching other people being offended. I get people at the end of gigs going, ‘You should have seen this woman’s face!’ or ‘There was this old man who got really upset!’ People get off on that.” Is it a reaction he is content to provoke? “I don’t know what to say to that, really,” he says. “I don’t go out of my way to offend people.”
In fact, most of the comics I spoke to denied any responsibility for how audiences interpreted their work. “If you’re doing a brilliant piece of irony and someone takes it literally,” says Herring, “that’s not your fault. It’s their fault for not being intelligent enough to get it.” Does he have a responsibility to frustrate the bigots in the crowd? “I don’t know how you control that. It’s a massively complicated issue.” The case study here is Al Murray, whose Pub Landlord character began life as a satire of Little England attitudes, and has ended up – perhaps unintentionally – celebrating them. One comedy promoter I talked to described Murray’s recent O2 arena gig as “like a BNP rally. It was 12,000 people waving a British flag and singing, ‘We hate the French.’” Murray is apparently unfazed by accusations of racism, saying recently: “You hear the odd ironic cheer at gigs. The joke’s on them for getting it wrong. You can’t get hung up about it.”
Murray has also been accused of homophobia, following the launch of his new character, the gay Nazi Horst Schwull, in his ITV sketch show. Whether mincing in pink to depict homosexuality is offensive any more is a tough call; Sacha Baron Cohen’s film Brüno makes a bonfire of such liberal anxieties. Is Brüno homophobic, was Borat racist – or do these characters expose the ridiculousness of racism and homophobia? In this debate, Baron Cohen’s Jewishness is often used to exonerate him. Similarly, Burns and Jeffries often use their personal experiences of working in care homes to legitimise anti-disability jokes.
And here lies the confusion from which Becker’s notion of “aversive racism” springs. “One of the difficulties when people object to offensive comedy,” she argues, “is the criticism that they don’t get the joke. That’s difficult to counter, because you are then seen as someone who lacks a sense of humour.” Burns has a point when he argues that to be offended “is selfish, because we all have our own personal goalposts and we all think that everyone else should adhere to them.” Still, it doesn’t get us very far in establishing an agreed standard of offensiveness – and it does let gratuitously abusive comedians off the hook. Burns proudly says: “Not once has any non-white person accused me of being racist on stage. So I must be doing something right.” But this implies that offence is invalid if taken by any party other than the minority in question (as well as overlooking the fact that non-white people make up a small minority of his audience).
After Capurro’s London gig, I speak to several audience members. Some, who resent a perceived taboo on white people joking about black people, adored his racist material. Others loathed it. Nobody argues that the jokes were not racist. The woman who branded Capurro “a disgrace” when she walked out (a white, Scottish woman called Patsy Sweeney) “found it so thoroughly offensive that I couldn’t sit and listen to it, because that would have felt like condoning what he was saying.” She feels Capurro was wilfully antagonising his audience, and that it wasn’t a game she was prepared to play. “Was that some social experiment about what people find funny and what they don’t? Because actually I thought I was going to see a comedian.”
As far as she is concerned, she has been denied the evening of laughter she has paid for. Capurro has also affronted her sense of what people should be allowed to say. “I don’t think comedy gives you carte blanche to insult people. If he said those things in the street, he could be charged with incitement to racial hatred. So yes, it might create laughter, but it also might give a mandate to racists that it’s OK to say these things, because somebody in a mainstream position is saying these things.”
I enjoyed Capurro’s set, but Sweeney’s walk-out forced me to interrogate why. I agree with her that racists would find little to challenge their prejudices in Capurro’s material. But to me, his effort to offend the non-racist, liberal pieties of his crowd was amusing in its childishness and transparency. I felt that – like the great misanthrope Scots comic Jerry Sadowitz – Capurro had created a genuine comic persona that put the unpleasantness in context. As Sayle says: “Offence doesn’t reside in the subject matter, but in the power relationship between the comic and the audience.” Sadowitz’s impotent fury, Silverman’s preppy naivety, Capurro’s puerility – all of these comics reduce their status vis-a-vis the audience and ensure that the jokes bounce back on them. Usually.
But that’s just my take on things; offence is clearly in the eye of the beholder. I think it’s a good thing that comedians want to exploit (and relieve) our anxieties about what’s sayable – but only if we as audiences become bolder in opposing comedy that bullies, comedy that sneers at the vulnerable and the under-represented, comedy that feels, in Herring’s words, “like being at school and going, ‘Ha ha, you’re a spastic.’” If standup is uniquely able to offend us – “It’s more intimate than kissing,” Capurro says – then we, as an audience, are uniquely able to offend them right back. We can argue. Or leave. Or not buy tickets in the first place.
Post-Ross-and-Brand, there are forces gathering that might soon make us pine for the spiky comedy of old, however. Industry insiders I talked to thought the next generation of comics would bring in a new era of whimsy and mild observation. “There are hardly any young comics coming out with any sharp opinions,” said one promoter, “be it political or ironic racism, or sexist, or whatever. They’re all being very safe.”
Iran intelligence minister sacked

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has sacked one of his ministers, a day after he was forced to cancel the appointment of his vice-president.
No reason was given for the sacking of Intelligence Minister Gholam Hossein Mohseni Ejeie.
Meanwhile, the culture minister quit, saying the government was weakened.
The president is due to announce a new cabinet after he is sworn in for a second term in 10 days’ time, following a disputed election victory.
Amid the turmoil, Mr Ahmadinejad’s office also denied reports that three other ministers were sacked.
One of those reported dismissed, Culture and Islamic Guidance Minister Mohammad Hossein Saffar Harandi, said he was resigning because of the confused reports.
"Unfortunately due to the recent events which shows the esteemed government’s weakness, I will no longer consider myself the minister of culture and will not show up at the ministry as of tomorrow," he said in a letter of resignation carried by the Fars news agency.
Mr Ahmadinejad’s decision to give up on the appointment of his First Vice-President, Esfandiar Rahim Mashaie, was prompted by the publication of a letter from Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei telling him his choice was unacceptable.
On Saturday, however, Mr Ahmadinejad appointed Mr Mashaie as his chief of staff, setting up another potential confrontation with conservatives.
Mr Mashaie had angered hardliners last year by saying Iranians and Israelis were friends.</p
This article is from the BBC News website. © British Broadcasting Corporation, The BBC is not responsible for the content of external internet sites.
Government aims to “civilize media”
Culture Minister NebojÅ¡a Bradić says a proposed new law on media is supposed to “introduce order and civilize the media scene in Serbia”. According to Belgrade daily VeÄernje Novosti, Bradić said: “Regardless of all resistance, it is high time to draw the line and to civilize the media scene in Serbia to the satisfaction of all, especially the citizens. This should have been done a lot sooner.”
Queen’s dresses go on display at Palace
Almodóvar’s Lanzarote
Broken Embraces, which premieres in Britain this week, draws heavily on the dramatic landscapes of Lanzarote. Annie Bennett meets director Pedro Almodóvar and follows in his footsteps around the island
A decade ago, film-maker Pedro Almodóvar took a photograph of El Golfo beach in Lanzarote. When he got the pictures developed, he could just make out two tiny figures standing on the sand. Intrigued, he had the shot enlarged, and revealed a couple locked in a tight embrace, lost in the landscape.
The image, which he called The Secret of El Golfo, niggled away at him for years, eventually inspiring the story that would become Broken Embraces, his latest film, on general release here from 28 August. Although most of the action takes place in Madrid, the scenes shot in Lanzarote are crucial to the plot and set the tone for the whole film.
In Broken Embraces, the two main characters, Lena and Mateo, played by Penélope Cruz and Lluís Homar, stand on the same spot. He takes a photograph and Lena embraces him from behind, sheltering from the wind. I went to Lanzarote and stood there too.
Striated cliffs in shades of burgundy, russet and ochre frame a beach where wild waves crash on to the shore, with what looks like a slick of green paint splashed across the charcoal sand. It is the most extraordinary sight, and it is hardly surprising that Almodóvar didn’t notice the couple.
“It was like in Antonioni’s movie Blow Up, when David Hemmings takes the picture in the park and doesn’t see the body by the bushes until he develops the film in his darkroom,” said the director when I met him later in Madrid. “The camera lens sees more than the naked eye.”
The beach is actually a volcanic crater eroded by the sea, and the green stain is a lagoon, linked to the ocean by lava tubes hidden under the sand. The colour comes from the algae that flourish in a peculiar ecosystem created by the high salt content of the water and the composition of the rock. If you sift through the stones glinting in the sunlight on the beach, you might find crystals of olivine, the green mineral used as a gemstone. But you have to be patient and look very carefully: like the embracing couple, they are not visible at first glance.
“I’d gone to Lanzarote shortly after my mother died,” said Almodóvar, “and the colours of the island seemed to reflect how I was feeling. I found it somehow soothing – not just the blackness, more the soft tones of red, green and brown.”
I drove away from El Golfo along a road flanked by huge volcanic boulders, and turned north into La Geria, the wine-producing valley that Almodóvar filmed from the air as the main characters drove across it in their red hatchback.
The slate-grey, gently undulating terrain is scored with thousands of shallow circular hollows, each housing a single green vine protected by a semicircle of basalt rocks. I got out of the car and gazed at the perfect pattern, which looked like an immense art installation. I half expected to see the land artist Richard Long trudging towards me.
“I was knocked out by La Geria when I first saw it and knew that I would use it in a film one day,” Almodóvar told me. That was in 1985, when he went to Lanzarote to have a rest before shooting The Law of Desire. Back then, he stayed in a bungalow on Famara beach in the north-west of the island, which is where I headed next, as it is also a location in Broken Embraces
Since my arrival on the island, I had noticed that the very mention of Famara seemed to make people come over all dreamy and misty-eyed. I got the impression that it was the sort of place where people come for a week and never get around to leaving. The long, curving bay, backed by dusky pink cliffs, provides perfect conditions for surfing, windsurfing or kitesurfing, depending on the vagaries of the wind on the day. There is high-quality tuition on offer and professionals, including kitesurfing world champion Kirsty Jones, can often be seen training there.
In the film, Lena and Mateo stay, as Almodóvar did, in a bungalow in holiday village Bungalows Playa Famara. There are scenes in the reception area. When I walked in, I was a bit surprised to see that the receptionist was the person who appears in the film. “Pedro asked me to play myself,” said Lyng Dyrup, originally from Denmark, who turned out to be the manager of the complex. “It was hardly a stretch, particularly as I’ve been here for more than 20 years.”
Lyng told me that they had filmed in bungalow number two, in the row nearest the beach. I let myself into the semicircular building and found myself in the living room where one of the most poignant scenes takes place, with the couple on the sofa, watching television.
“This is where the title, Broken Embraces, comes from,” Almodóvar told me. “They are watching Rossellini’s film Voyage to Italy, in which archaeologists find the entwined skeletons of a couple buried by lava, together for ever. Lena cuddles up to Mateo, and he sets the camera and takes a photo of them, unaware that their bliss will soon be shattered – and the photo torn to shreds.”
Back in reception, I asked Lyng what she thought of the film. “You need to see it more than once, because it has so many layers,” she replied. “It’s really more like a book than a film – a book you can’t put down, because you are totally absorbed by the story and the characters.”
I wandered down to the beach and watched surfers riding the waves, children flying kites and dogs dementedly chasing balls. The scene is remarkably similar to one near the end of the film, when all this carefree activity signifies an optimistic new beginning for one of the characters.
Earlier in the film, Lena and Mateo sit on the sand, framed by black rocks that shield them, like the vines, from the wind and the outside world. “Famara is a place of refuge, which is a key concept in the film,” said Almodóvar.
César Manrique, the visionary artist, architect and environmentalist whose influence is seen all over the island, spent his childhood holidays in Famara and always said it was his favourite place. Born in Arrecife, the capital of Lanzarote, in 1919, he lived in Madrid and New York before returning to the island in 1966. Passionate about his homeland, he campaigned for the introduction of regulations that saved Lanzarote from the ravages of rampant development. Highrise buildings are prohibited and there are no roadside advertising hoardings.
He also designed a series of extraordinary buildings which accentuate the unique geology of Lanzarote and are now its main tourist attractions, as well as making funky wind sculptures to adorn roundabouts across the island.
“Lanzarote is like an unframed, unmounted work of art,” he famously said, insisting that anything manmade had to be integrated into the landscape.
“Broken Embraces is a total homage to Manrique,” Almodóvar told me. “I met him on that first trip back in the 80s, and he took me all over the island and showed me his Lanzarote.”
Manrique’s home at the time, Taro de Tahiche, is built into the boulders in a lava field. He was so amazed to spot a fig tree growing up from the blackness that he decided to build a house around it. Now a foundation dedicated to his life and work, its ground floor is an exhibition space with works by his renowned contemporaries, including Tàpies, Millares, Picasso and Saura, but it is the view framed by the huge windows that draws the eye. Basalt steps lead down to a turquoise pool and five lava bubbles linked by passages in the volcanic rock. It looks more like a groovy nightclub than a home. “Oh yes, I went to some pretty wild parties there,” remembered Almodóvar, laughing.
Manrique died in 1992, at 73, in a car accident at the roundabout next to Taro de Tahiche, which features one of his wind sculptures. Almodóvar used the same roundabout for a crash in Broken Embraces, but was unaware of its sinister connotations. “I chose it because I loved the sculpture on it, and it was only afterwards that I read in the local newspaper that Manrique had died there.”
Almodóvar said that it was one of many strange coincidences that happened while they were filming. “There was a special atmosphere on the shoot. Everyone involved said they felt a really positive energy – and believe me, that is not always the case. And the whole crew said they had never slept so well, including me.” I agreed with him on that. The day after I arrived, I woke to the distant sounds of a donkey braying and a cockerel crowing, feeling totally refreshed. I hadn’t slept so well for years.
I was staying at the Finca de Arrieta, an eco-retreat on the north-east coast, between the mountains and the sea. The small complex, built in the local basalt stone, is so low-rise it is barely visible from the coast road, its existence given away only by the palm trees blowing in the breeze. As well as a cottage and a villa, there are three yurts, all with a sort of Moroccan/Indonesian feel. My yurt was a sumptuous structure lined in pink silk with a marble floor, and a wetroom and kitchen just outside. I made a pot of coffee and an omelette with organic eggs from the finca’s chickens and huge spring onions from the garden, before having a swim in the solar-heated pool.
This mini paradise was created by Britons Tila and Michelle Braddock, who live here with their four children. “We have 30 solar panels and two wind turbines, which provide energy for the whole finca,” said Tila. “Lanzarote has plenty of sun and wind, and there’s no reason why the whole island shouldn’t use renewable energy sources.”
Manrique would be proud, but at the moment Finca de Arrieta is the largest sustainable energy project on the island. We were having dinner right by the sea on the terrace of the Amanecer restaurant in Arrieta, the village just down the road. As we devoured sizzling prawns, Tila pointed out a romantic-looking little cottage a couple of doors away, which they also rent out. “Being so close to the sea, you can fish out of the window if you want. We put a solar panel on the roof there too,” said Tila, dipping fried goats’ cheese into the mojo dips which are traditional throughout the Canaries. “The green one is made with coriander, and the red one with paprika,” said Michelle, topping up our glasses with Bermejo, a delicious local white wine.
The next morning, Tila whisked me off on a tour of the north of the island. We drove high into the hills, through lava fields covered in lichen in soft shades of gold, green and cream. On our left was the Monte Corona volcano, and standing alone on the hillside below it was La Torrecilla, the large house that is used as a clinic in Broken Embraces
A lava tube runs from the volcano to the sea, billowing out to form caves along the way. In one of these, Manrique created Los Jameos del Agua, a massive grotto that contains a recently restored auditorium, where Broken Embraces had its first screening. “The acoustics there are amazing,” Almodóvar later told me.
At the northern tip of the island, Manrique turned an old gun battery on the edge of a cliff into a restaurant and observation point, the Mirador del Río, where the bar has a curving panoramic window with views across to the island of La Graciosa. Almodóvar did shoot a scene in this dramatic setting, but it didn’t make the final cut.
“We organise an annual charity event, the Tres Islas,” said Tila, “when teams swim from La Graciosa over to Lanzarote, climb the cliff near here, then cycle the 60km across the island before sailing across to Fuerteventura.”
The road wound to the south and we drove towards Haría, where Manrique lived for the last few years of his life. Hidden in a lush valley and surrounded by palm trees, it is one of the prettiest villages on the island. We stopped for lunch at La Frontera, a popular family-friendly restaurant with views down the valley, and ate chunks of aubergine with palm honey, and tender lamb chops.
Later on, Tila dropped me off at El Aljibe in the remote village of Los Valles, where I was going to spend my last night. From the outside, it looked like a traditional Canarian farmhouse, albeit a rather chic one. Inside, however, a staircase led down through an archway into an enormous stone space with a vaulted ceiling and mezzanine sleeping area. Originally the underground water cistern for the farm, El Aljibe is now stylishly decorated with paintings and sculptures by renowned local artists, all friends of the owner, who was also close to Manrique and worked with him on some of his projects back in the 70s.
Sinking into the outdoor Jacuzzi in this incongruously glamorous setting, my mind wandered to the amazing parties you could throw there – but you would need both Manrique and Almodóvar on the guest list to really make it swing.
Essentials
Iberia (0870 6090500; iberiaairlines.co.uk) flies to Lanzarote from Heathrow via Madrid from £166 return. Thomas Cook (flythomascook.com) flies from six UK airports to Lanzarote, from £96 return. Cachet Travel (020 8847 8700; cachet-travel.co.uk) features boutique hotels on the island; a week at La Casona de Yaiza costs £585pp in September, including flights and car hire.
Cesar Manrique’s home, Taro de Tahiche (00 34 928 843138; fcmanrique.org) is open daily; entrance €8, under-12s free. Los Jameos del Agua (00 34 928 848020; centrosturisticos.com) is open daily and from 7.30pm to 2am on Tuesday, Friday and Saturday; €8, children €4. Mirador del Río (00 34 928 526 548; centrosturisticos.com) is open daily; adults €4.50, children €2.25.
El Amanecer is on La Garita beach in Arrieta (three-course meal with wine about €20). Mesón La Frontera is on the edge of Haría (Casas de Atrás 4; 00 34 928 835310).
Further information from the Spanish Tourist Office on 0870 8506599; spain.info.
Five fabulous places to stay
Finca de Arrieta
The estate of Finca de Arrieta comprises an eco-villa sleeping eight and large yurts sleeping up to four. The yurts have marble flooring, original hardwood Mongolian furniture and an ensuite bathroom. Arrieta is an eco-retreat, where the yurts and other properties are run on solar and wind energy, and holistic therapies, spa treatment and art courses are on offer.
• Yurts from €575 a week; 00 34 928 826720; lanzaroteretreats.com
Finca de las Salinas
This eccentric-looking rose-coloured finca in the picturesque town of Yaiza has 19 comfortable rooms. Although it’s just a short (10km) drive from the beaches, the inland location gives the hotel a peaceful feel, and there are bicycles to hire. The hotel has two restaurants – a bodega with an impressive selection of Spanish wines, and a more formal restaurant. A full-service spa is opening this summer.
• Doubles from €104; 00 34 928 830325; fincasalinas.com
Finca Malvasia
There are just four small apartments at Finca Malvasia, which lies in the heart of La Geria, Lanzarote’s spectacular wine region. Built from volcanic stone, the rooms are stylishly furnished with well-equipped kitchens, and private terraces with stunning views. The apartments are set in gardens full of fig and avocado trees, and there is a good-sized pool, yoga room and mini-gym, with massages available on site.
• From €110 per night for two people; 00 34 928 173460; fincamalvasia.com
Famara bungalows
Located between the stunning beach at Famara and the high cliff, these bungalows have private terraces. Sleeping two, four or six, they sit in a large garden with a communal pool. The village of Caleta Famara is a short walk away.
• From €60 a night for a two-person bungalow; 00 34 928 845132; bungalowsplayafamara.com
El Aljibe
This converted water tower is a spectacular bolthole for two; the exposed brick walls and vaulted ceiling create a dramatic backdrop to sleek modern furniture and a mezzanine sleeping space. The apartment has a surround-sound stereo system that makes the most of the property’s incredible acoustics, satellite TV, outdoor Jacuzzi and pool.
• From €160; 00 34 902 363318; rural-villas.com
• Broken Embraces has its UK Premiere on Thursday at London’s Somerset House
Bright ideas
Carole Cadwalladr reports from the coolest conference on Earth that attracts a vast web audience
It’s a confusing place, the world of TED. Not just because that for an event which prides itself on its cleverness, it has a name that makes it sound like some sort of football jock, but because, one minute you’re listening to a talk about how an artificial brain is just 10 years off completion and the next you’re thinking, oh look there’s Cameron Diaz. And then, in an unscheduled departure from the timetable, Gordon Brown walks on to the stage.
Even more confusingly, he receives not one standing ovation, but two! They cheer. They applaud. They, actually, whoop. But at TED, I discover, all things are possible – including a belief in an infinite number of parallel universes, in one of which Brown is the most popular man in Britain.
Truly, anything is possible in the universe known as TED. You might see flatscreen TV with no wires, no plug, nothing – one of the first public demonstrations of wireless electricity by Eric Giler. Or a British inventor, Michael Pritchard, turning sewage water into drinking water with a simple plastic bottle which he claims could save two-and-a-half million children’s lives a year. Or you could be queuing up to get into the talk on nuclear fusion (coming to a reactor near you by 2030, according to the British physicist Steven Cowley), and Meg Ryan will step on your toe.
Strange and very confusing, then. Because TED isn’t named after a US football jock, it actually stands for Technology, Entertainment & Design, which was the meat of its business when it was set up, in California in 1984 – heady days which saw the unveiling of the first Macintosh computer. Now, however, it has a far wider, more implausible remit. It aims to bring together ideas that it hopes might just change the world. It’s the kind of rampant hubristic ambition which is all very well in the Golden State, but this is Britain. We do not whoop. We do not holler – although, just possibly, we’re starting to learn.
Because TED came to Oxford last week in its new form, TEDGlobal, an event that will be held annually and costs $4,500 (£2,700) just to attend; accommodation is extra. Even then you need to be invited, or put yourself through a rigorous application procedure, including an essay question, and a system of mysterious positive vetting all designed to ensure you are “curious, creative, playful and open-minded”.
Which sounds distinctly Orwellian. Or at least Freemasonish. Yet everybody who comes to TED loves TED. Apart from a lone British journalist, although even he admits on the last night that he might quite like it. Even a guerilla operation calling itself Bil – which complains that the “unwashed masses” are kept out through the exorbitant price, loves TED – so much so that it hosted its own fringe event, “an open, self-organising alternative to TED”.
Because what TED excels in is amazing ideas, brilliantly presented. And the selection process is all part of what has gone into making it into what has been called “the coolest conference on Earth” and “a Davos of the mind”, although it has also been called “a cultish talking shop” – by the Times, last week – a fact which exercises the man who calls himself its “curator”, Chris Anderson, and who at various points asks the audience if it’s cultish enough for us. It is, actually. Because you do have to be inducted into the TED way of doing things, which someone describes to me as “the conversion process” – all talks are exactly 18 minutes long and there are never any questions from the floor. And it’s all so intense – packed bursts of talks and ideas and strange synthy music from the likes of Imogen Heap for 10-12 hours most days. And that’s before the parties begin.
In 2005 I attended the TEDGlobal prototype which was fascinating but undeniably elitist. One year later, they put all the talks online and it has become a global phenomenon. More than 300,000 people a day watch a TED talk; a hundred million a year. Since February, the numbers have been doubling. Thousands now watch the entire conference on live-streaming. A brand new translation software has seen 150 volunteers translate 1,000 talks into 150 languages in just a couple of months. Ideas, it seems, are the new rock’n'roll. And TED is its Woodstock.
What it’s done, remarkably, is to turn nerdy, unknown academics into worldwide superstars. A Swedish professor of global health called Hans Rosling has become the Susan Boyle of the academic world. “How many people did he reach before?” asks Bruno Giussani, the European director of TED. “Maybe he had 150 students a year? Now he’s reaching millions. It’s transformed the nature and concept of what it is to be teacher.”
Anderson says it has taken them all by surprise. “We weren’t sure the intensity of the live experience would translate to a four-inch screen, but it just took off and we realised we shouldn’t be thinking of it as a conference any more. It was about ideas spreading. The real audience is online. It’s changed everything.”
In 2005, I listened to speaker after speaker talk about the Creative Commons and how if you open something up to the masses they perform amazing, unprecedented feats. And, in just four years, it is what has happened to TED.
Three months ago, it launched TEDx, self-organised TED events that use the talks as the basis for a live event, and now it’s taken off in 300 cities, from Antananarivo in Madagascar to Kuala Lumpur, and even, later this summer Sheffield, Newcastle, Manchester, Liverpool and Leeds (tedxnorth.com). Anderson, an Englishman who made his fortune as a media entrepreneur, founding Future Publishing which at its peak owned 130 magazines and employed 1,500 people, says that he suspects it’s that “something is missing from the media diet. Beyond ‘if it bleeds, it leads’, and celebrity tittle-tattle, people want to learn new things.”
It’s true, it’s addictive learning new things at TED. There’s Garik Israelian, a spectroscopist who explains why he believes that we will find signs of extraterrestrial life within 10 years. Then there’s Rebecca Saxe’s remarkable talk on the RPTJ region of the brain which, if targeted with a magnetic pulse, can actually change people’s moral judgments.
“Don’t you have the Pentagon calling?” Anderson asks her.
“I do,” she replies. “I just don’t take their calls.”
Then there are the coffee breaks when you find yourself talking to someone such as Peter Vermeersch, a political science professor from Leuven in Belgium, who got 50 poets to rewrite the EU constitution in verse, Steve Truglia who is planning to parachute from outer space, or Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, or one of the TED Fellows, a group of extraordinary young people from around the world who are sponsored to attend including Frederick Balagadde from Uganda who has invented a micro-fluidic chip which could bring HIV diagnostics down from $65 to $10.
But actually, the celebrity tittle tattle’s not bad either. Jonathan from the BBC says he saw a woman walking down the street “and of course I’d have had absolutely no idea who she was except she was wearing a great big name tag on her chest which said: CAMERON DIAZ.”
It’s no wonder the celebs love it. They are the least interesting people in the audience. I completely fail to spot the fact that I’ve been sitting next to two supermodels (Petra Nemcova and Karolina Kurkova). And although there’s a frisson when Oxford physicist David Deutsch walks into the room, Meg Ryan can hang out in Costa Coffee completely unmolested. There’s probably nowhere else on Earth that’s quite as levelling as being a celeb at TED. Even in prison, Paris Hilton managed to upgrade to an executive cell; at TED, if you register late you’re going to be staying in a college room in Keble even if you’re the head of a charitable foundation and married to a multi-billionaire hedge-fund manager, as happened to one woman I chat to.
“I had to carry my suitcase up two flights of stairs!” she says. “I thought I was going to die!”
The competition among speakers is so high that even the British celebs with vaguely intellectual credentials don’t cut it at TED. Alain de Botton pulls it off, but Stephen Fry just hasn’t prepared. At TED it’s not just about what you say, but how you communicate it to the audience, and preparation is key.
“It’s too short for an academic to do their standard 45-minute presentation, and too long to improvise. You have to prepare and have to take a fresh approach,” says Giussani. “It really puts pressure on them.”
And it works. Not just in the room, but out in the big wide world. The very first person I meet at TED, beaming like a very small child who has just been given a very large ice-cream, is a firefighter from Sacramento called David Dolson IV. He wants to set up an international burns camp sharing knowledge about best practice in burn treatment and has watched every single TED talk online.
“My buddy introduced me to them and you watch one and it’s a domino effect, you want to watch them all. And so I did. And it just really inspired me to want to do something, you know?”
I do know. Because it’s what everybody says all of the time. David paid more than $6,000 to come to TED out of his own pocket – “and we’re some of the lowest-paid firefighters in the country” – but he’s loving it. So is Maria Popova, a Bulgarian blogger, and a huge TED fan (“Really – they could cut off my left leg and I’d still love it”) who raised the money to come via her followers on Twitter in just six days.
James Purnell, who resigned from the cabinet last month turns up on a day-pass on Thursday. He says he has downloaded dozens of the talks on to his iPhone “and I’m probably even going to pay with my own money to come back next year”. An MP! Paying for something! It’s nothing short of a revolution.
Anderson is always saying that TED is about the exchange of ideas. Ideas Worth Sharing. And if Hollywood stars love TED, then TED returns the favour. The production values are impossibly high. Vast amounts are spent getting it right and the programming shows a Robert McKee-like grasp of plot, triumph over adversity being the Tedster’s favourite.
Elaine Morgan, now almost 90, gives a gripping account of her life-long quest to prove that her theory that humans are descended from an aquatic ape. She has been dismissed as a nutcase for years, but both David Attenborough and Daniel Dennett have recently come around. Most movingly of all, however, is Emmanuel Jal, a former child soldier who was smuggled out of Sudan by a British aid worker, Emma McCune, and who is now a rapper. He sings a song called “What would I be if Emma McCune never rescued me?” and it’s impossibly emotional. Hardened CEOs break down and weep; a TED lunch half an hour later immediately votes to give him €10,000 (£8,600).
But then there’s a Dragon’s Den element to TED. The TED Prize, for starters, which awards $100,000 to three people every year to carry out “a wish”. And I’m chatting to Giussani, when Pritchard, the water purifying man, rushes up to him.
“Thank you so much, Bruno! There was me saying, no, I’ve never heard of TED, I haven’t got time, well, humble pie all over my face. It’s been absolutely amazing.”
He had no idea what TED was, he says, “and then I looked online and saw Bill Gates and Bill Clinton and thought, bloody hell. And I practised and I practised and I practised and now I’ve got major foundations coming up to me and saying they think it’s fantastic”.
When I speak to Elaine Morgan, she says in a cracked voice: “I’ve been struggling to get this idea across my entire life, and then to have this reaction! Well, it’s amazing.”
It is, and it’s life-changing not just for Emmanuel Jal, who might finally get the money for the school he wants to build in Sudan, but for those who watch it too. Even Carole Stone, the queen of networkers (“I have 40,000 people in my database”), tells me she has decided to change her life: “I’ve got to do something! I thought it was enough to put people together. But it’s not!”
Then there’s Andy Hobsbawm, who was my TED pal in 2005 and shared my delighted non-comprehension of a David Deutsch talk. I went home; he set up a non-profit foundation, Do The Green Thing. “I had a TED epiphany,” he says. “I just heard all these speakers talking about climate change and I thought what can I do?”
Jesus, Andy, I say. I’ve managed to go to the pub a couple of times. But that’s ideas for you. You never know where they might land. And at TED they’re gushing from the 50 speakers and the 700 audience members, and from there, out on to the internet, and off to everywhere else, landing where they land.
Most viewed
Among Ted’s “most favourite” talks:
Ted 2006: Sir Ken Robinson makes a case for creating an education system that nurtures creativity and champions a radical rethink of our school systems.
www.ted.com/talks/ken_robinson_says_schools_kill_creativity.html
Ted 2008: Neuroscientist Jill Bolte Taylor got a research opportunity few would wish for: she had a massive stroke and watched as her brain functions – motion, speech, self-awareness – shut down one by one.
www.ted.com/talks/jill_bolte_taylor_s_powerful_stroke_of_insight.html
Ted 2006: A Swedish professor of global health, Hans Rosling, debunks myths about the “developing world”, a talk that culminates in him swallowing a sword.
www.ted.com/talks/hans_rosling_shows_the_best_stats_you_ve_ever_seen.html
A brief history
TED is owned by a non-profit foundation and devoted to “ideas worth spreading”. It now includes science, culture and development. At its main conference in California, speakers have included Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page. TedGlobal will be held annually in Oxford, and the talks posted online at ted.com.
What they said in Oxford
• “We’re going to build a realistic model of the human brain within the next 10 years … and if we build it right, it will speak.”
Henry Markram, director of the Centre of Neuroscience and Technology in Lausanne, Switzerland
• “Spectroscopy can change this world. In 15 to 20 years we will discover a spectrum like ours and an Earth-like planet.”
Garik Israelian, an astronomer at the Instituto de Astrofísica de Canarias
• “Batteries suck! 40 billion disposable batteries are being thrown away each year.”
Eric Giler, CEO WiTricity, who demonstrated a TV powered by wireless electricity.
• “Eighty per cent of the global trade in food is controlled by just five corporations.”
Carolyn Steel, architect and author of The Hungry City
• “Ipod liberalism” doesn’t exist. “There’s an assumption that if you give people enough connectivity and enough devices, democracy will inevitably follow. It doesn’t.”
Evgeny Morozov, fellow of the Open Society Institute, New York, originally from Belarus.
• “The World Health Organization estimates between 150 million and one billion people would see their lives change if they had glasses.”
Joshua Silver, professor of physics of Oxford University, and inventor of self-adjusting glasses that require no optometrist.
• “People say, ‘I like the theory but I think it’s wrong because everyone I talk to says it’s wrong and they can’t all be wrong.’ Well, yes they can!”
Elaine Morgan, author of The Aquatic Ape
• “The next time you see someone driving a Ferrari, don’t think they are greedy, think they are vulnerable and in need of love.”
Alain de Botton
Playing it cool with Mahler in slo-mo
Haitink’s magical Mahler Prom made up for the BBC’s gruesome coverage of the First Night
A dance of death or a song of life? This question, posed but never answered, haunts Mahler’s Ninth Symphony, written in bleak circumstances: his young daughter had died, he had lost his conducting job in antisemitic Vienna, his wife was giving him trouble and he had heart disease. Today he would be called “stressed out”. But the 49-year-old composer doggedly took to his hut in the Tyrolean mountains and drafted, in the summer of 1909, this sprawling, tender masterpiece, his last completed symphony.
It proved the sombre highlight of the first week of the BBC Proms 2009, in a spellbinding account by Bernard Haitink and the London Symphony Orchestra. Slow, majestic and tightly controlled, the performance ran for nearly 100 minutes – longer than average but worth the amplitude for the intensity achieved. This was the Proms at their best: top musicians giving their all in front of a capacity crowd with barely a cough or a fidget. Even without the aid of a fourth plinth, the stalwart Prommers standing in the hot arena turned themselves into statues.
The Ninth has a quality of distillation, as if the emotional flesh and bones of Mahler’s youth has been reduced to music of transparent purity. At times it was like listening in slow motion. Harmonies shift, not abruptly or jaggedly but gradually, like a drop of dye dissipating through water. Often the piccolo (played by the LSO’s animated Sharon Williams) is the instigator, piercing the existing harmony with a long, sour dissonance and forcing change.
As ever with Haitink, analytical precision won the day. No fudging, no blurry wash of sound, no feverish swell. Each orchestral solo was vivid. The ever-prominent second violins ushered in the opening Andante and the subsequent Ländler with shining resonance. Haitink plays it cool and bare. This can frustrate those who give themselves up to a Mahler symphony as if entering a purple tunnel of love and pain, hoping for empathy and therapy. This would be anathema to Haitink. He demands that you leave your ego at home and use your ears: the wordless elegy is the more memorable for it. At 80, this Dutch maestro begins to look frail. We must treasure him.
Wednesday’s Cambridge University at 800 Prom had bad advance publicity. What was it for? Why not celebrate more of the current wave of excellent Cambridge-trained composers – George Benjamin, Julian Anderson, Thomas Adès, Jonathan Dove? When is Loughborough or Warwick getting its own Prom? Why was it so late starting and ending and what the heck was Saint-Saëns’s swaggering and sentimental “Organ” Symphony doing there? If you gave the answer “because he has an honorary degree” in your Tripos exams, you’d end up with a Third.
Certainly the concert was a rum event, a triumph of lost opportunity but not without its glories. Five combined Cambridge choirs, including King’s and St John’s, performed Vaughan Williams’s Five Mystical Songs with Simon Keenlyside as the ardent soloist. Short, ethereal choral works by Jonathan Harvey (Come, Holy Ghost) and Judith Weir (Ascending into Heaven) were reminders of the importance of this university’s vital, unparalleled tradition of teaching compo sition, now apparently – according to the current professor Robin Holloway – under threat.
The poetic Harvey, fiercely difficult but outstandingly sung, was conducted by Andrew Nethsingha. Weir’s piece, directed by Stephen Cleobury and with organ accompaniment, had delicious buoyancy, as if the heavenly ascent was powered by a celestial waltzing Wurlitzer. A new work by Ryan Wigglesworth – an Oxford graduate; who ever said this event was not eclectic? – made a powerful impression, incisively played by the BBC SO. The Genesis of Secrecy demonstrated this young conductor-composer’s gift for exquisite orchestral colour. Wigglesworth is also, I am duty bound to report, a bit of a dish.
More choral pleasure was offered by Monday’s first lunchtime Chamber Music Prom at Cadogan Hall, when the Cardinall’s Musick excelled in unaccompanied works from the time of Henry VIII. But the season had opened messily, at least for those of us who watched the First Night on BBC2. The experience was gruesome. Neither the adorable Clive Anderson, presenting, nor his “celeb” guest Stephen Fry in the red-plush Albert Hall box, can do wrong. Yet their discussion of Fry’s weight-loss, with the orchestra tuning up in the background, was downright surreal. Why not get Jordan along to discuss her embonpoint? No knowledge of music required.
Ailish Tynan and Alice Coote, attractive and spirited soprano and mezzo, were soloists in Bruckner’s Psalm 150 and Brahms’s Alto Rhapsody. Shooting in close-up from under their chins made them look like sweaty all-in wrestlers. If a camera angle can be classified as actionable, this is surely it. Elsewhere the lens showed exhausting signs of OCD, flicking and darting as if hunting the ball on Centre Court. The harder you try to make music on the small screen “interesting”, the more tedious it gets. I checked with my usual TV-watching, music-loving research team: a teenager and an octogenarian. What did they think? They’d both switched off in squirming embarrassment.
Telly detritus – cameras, furry microphones, trailing cables – filled the stage for Opera Holland Park’s updating of Verdi’s Un ballo in maschera. We were in contemporary America – the work is set in Boston – with stars and stripes and power-dressing women. Director Martin Lloyd-Evans and designer Jamie Vartan alas seem to have forgotten what they learned two years ago in OHP’s stunning L’amore dei tre Re. Whereas there the action was disturbingly concentrated, here it was strewn confusingly across the wide stage. Despite Peter Robinson’s focused and perceptive conducting and, on a chilly night, the resilient skills of the City of London Sinfonia, the twains rarely met.
But there’s an urgent reason to see this show: the cast, which includes Olafur Sigurdarson, Gail Pearson and Rafael Rojas, indisposed on the first night but heroically replaced (from the pit) by David Rendall, has exciting style and panache. Together with the small, lusty chorus, they bring Verdi’s masterpiece to passionate life. The jewel is the assured, gleaming Amelia of Amanda Echalaz. Holland Park has nurtured this South African soprano, who was last year’s Tosca. She has power, looks and charisma. With work scheduled for houses throughout the world, Echalaz surely heads for stardom. Any performer who can make you forget your freezing extremities deserves the highest reward. An honorary degree maybe.
Terrible beauty and beautiful terror
(Cert 18)
What do you do if you’re a young film director seeking worldwide recognition, but live in a small country with a language spoken nowhere else? Well, you could emigrate to America as several Scandinavian directors have done. But Lars von Trier, at 53 the oldest enfant terrible in the business, has a phobia about travelling. So after he decided to stay put in Denmark, his basic strategy was to make most of his movies in English, becoming, as it were, the dark side of Abba, and then turning his modest productions into big events by attracting public attention, creating gossip, causing outrage, provoking discussion.
Following those earlier self-publicists, Erich von Stroheim and Josef von Sternberg, he awarded himself an aristocratic “von” (though he must have been furious when the latest edition of Ephraim Katz’s Film Encyclopedia included the entry “von Trier. Lars. See SWEDEN”). He created news when he launched a cinematic movement Dogme 95 and he changes style with each movie: the last one released here, the business comedy The Boss of It All, was shot with a computer making decisions about lighting and camera movement.
In May, his latest picture, Antichrist, was called the most shocking movie ever to be shown at Cannes. When it opened in Stockholm last month, he gave an interview to the glossy Swedish magazine Filter in which he calls Ingmar Bergman a stupid pig (“ett dumt svin”). Well, Antichrist certainly isn’t a uniquely shocking film (Oshima’s Ai No Corrida, for instance, and Haneke’s The Piano Teacher were more troubling in their time).
It is, in fact, a gripping poetic allegory that follows Coleridge’s Kubla Khan and such pictures as Buñuel’s Un chien andalou and Louis Malle’s Black Moon in drawing directly on its author’s subconscious. Von Trier wrote it as a way of dealing with a deep depression and it’s clearly based on the mental turmoil of being brought up by parents committed to communism, naturism and atheism and his recent conversion to Catholicism. It’s also much influenced by the austere, deeply religious movies of Denmark’s greatest director, Carl Dreyer, whose Gertrud von Trier helped restore, and the mystical films of Andrei Tarkovsky, who made his final film in Swedish exile and to whose memory Antichrist is dedicated.
Shot on location in the forests of North Rhine-Westphalia, the film is set, so one infers from an address on an envelope, in the Pacific Northwest of the United States and it unfolds in four chapters, framed by a prologue and an epilogue. In the prologue, shot in slow-motion black and white, a married couple played by Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg make passionate love in the bathroom of their fourth-floor apartment. Their little son, Nick, opens the gate of his cot, sees the primal scene as he passes the open bathroom door and climbs on to a table beside a window, knocking over three figurines stamped “Grief”, “Pain” and “Despair”. It’s snowing outside and he falls from the window to his death in the street below, his woollen rabbit falling with him. The only thing on the soundtrack is an aria from Handel’s pastoral opera Rinaldo and the sequence has a terrible beauty.
The first chapter, “Grief”, begins with Nick’s funeral, the one time we see anyone other than his parents – who are never named, so I’ll call them Dafoe and Gainsbourg. Dafoe is a psychotherapist and he attempts to allay his wife’s guilt over the boy’s death by more or less taking her on as a patient. He tries to trace the roots of her fears and discovers that chief among them is the dark forest that surrounds their holiday cabin, which they call Eden.
She’d been there with Nick the previous year, working on a historical study called “Gynicide”, a word new to me and apparently used in the States by feminist critics to mean the destruction of women both by themselves and through the influence of men. She’d abandoned this book and later, when the couple arrive at Eden, Dafoe discovers the text with its medieval illustrations of witches being executed and dismembered.
The film opens like Nicolas Roeg’s Don’t Look Now. When the couple get to Eden for the next three chapters – “Pain (Chaos Reigns)”, “Despair” and “The Three Beggars” – it starts to resemble those eco-horror movies that followed in the wake of Hitchcock’s The Birds. Nature itself turns against the couple: animals (a fox who utters a couple of words as creatures do in fables, a miscarrying doe and a raven) and the very forest become a source of palpable terror.
The woman is suspicious of the therapeutic games her husband devises and even of therapy itself. We sense she feels she is a victim of both society and nature. The tension mounts in the confined, decaying cabin and escalates into terrible violence that involves the much publicised scenes of an attempted emasculation and a self-inflicted clitoridectomy. Starting with the title, which suggests some titanic conflict between forces of good and evil, Antichrist is full of religious symbols and biblical references. Central is the notion of Eden, of original sin and feminist problems with this creation myth, but there’s also the grindstone that Gainsbourg bolts to Dafoe’s leg (far more painful than hanging it round his neck) and her statement that “nature is Satan’s church”. And, of course, Dafoe is famous for playing Christ in Scorsese’s controversial The Last Temptation of Christ.
Like the films of Dreyer, Tarkovsky and Bergman, Antichrist is something to be experienced rather than understood, at least at a first viewing, and it concludes in the visionary epilogue on a tone of tragic tranquillity. It’s a solemn work perhaps, but forceful rather than hectoring, and is performed with an involving commitment and moral conviction by Gainsbourg (who won the best actress award at Cannes) and Dafoe. The cinematography is by Anthony Dod Mantle, the Danish-based British cameraman who did a remarkable job on a couple of Dogme movies, and received an Oscar for Slumdog Millionaire. Antichrist confirms that he is a cinematographer in the class of Sven Nykvist.
Vox pop
Roxy Holman
23, project manager
I was expecting a psychological drama, but it turned out to be more psychotic. I thought the elements of history woven in were interesting. But it’s quite hard to work out – I’ll still be thinking about it for months to come.
Ramir Oliveira
28, film-maker
I really liked it. There were some beautiful shots, and great performances from the two actors. I’d heard there was controversy over the violence, but I thought it all made sense within the film and wasn’t gratuitous.
James Cherry
27, projectionist
It was bewildering, but compelling. I’ve seen a lot of von Trier’s other films and this has the same vision – a really lucid dream world full of symbolism.
Joseph Harvey
32, teacher
It was beautifully filmed – very painterly. It was horrendous in parts and I had to look away a few times, but overall it was really interesting. I’m not quite sure what it all meant though.
Matthew McKinnon
38, film editor
The images were amazing but the characterisation was a bit weak. Von Trier’s scripts are normally very deliberate but this seemed more chaotic. It was well acted, and Charlotte Gainsbourg was incredible. Interviews by Philippa Lewis
The end of the City’s boys’ club?
Years of macho culture ended in financial implosion. Now MPs are to examine sexism in the Square Mile, but is it ready to change, asks Katie Allen
They call it Hermione Granger syndrome. Harry Potter’s sidekick is the brains but not the hero, and women in the City know how she feels. The big investment banks are ripe ground for tales of glass ceilings, strip club outings and hugely unequal pay. The upper echelons are dominated by men and the City has some of the starkest gender pay gaps in Britain. But now those big earning, predominantly male, stars of the financial boom and the maverick ways that took them to the top are under scrutiny.
In the post-mortem of financial meltdown, one question is growing louder. If more women – who many see as more risk aware, less short-termist – had been in senior positions at banks, would the credit crunch have been so severe?
In its bid to prevent another banking crisis the Treasury select committee has made the role of women in the City its latest focus. Chairman John McFall wants to provoke a debate about how many women are in top jobs, pay inequalities, flexible working practices and how sexist the general City culture is. The committee (its only female member is Northampton MP Sally Keeble) is also looking for evidence of the prevalence of sexual harassment and exploitation.
Harassment is something Kate Smurthwaite knows all too well. She was a 21-year-old Oxford maths graduate when she went into the City in the late 1990s. Over seven years in the Square Mile she changed roles several times to escape the worst offenders, but sexist taunts and a macho culture never really went away.
“It was everywhere, every day,” she says of her time at top investment banks and a hedge fund. “People were always going to strip clubs and lapdancing clubs after work. Sometimes with clients, sometimes without just to socialise. You can say you can choose not to go but you know that next time there’s a round of promotions the guy that’s less qualified will get promoted because he goes out.”
Smurthwaite, who has left the City behind to become a stand-up comedian, says she was jeered at for her clothes. If she wore something too modest, she was labelled “shy and embarrassed”: in lower-cut clothes she clearly “fancied” someone in the office. Colleagues regularly mailed pornographic pictures to each other and put lewd pictures on to her computer screen.
Then there were the twilight hours, which earned a special title between female allies: “We knew we had to work harder and be better than everyone else. The trading floor would empty out and after 7pm or 8pm only the women would be left. We would joke we were doing our ‘vagina tax’ work.”
Of course lapdancing clubs and lewd jokes are not entrenched in every City institution and many women bankers say they have never felt disadvantaged.
“I’ve worked in the City since 2001 and would say I have never felt I was discriminated against for being a woman. I don’t hear complaints from my female colleagues, so in my opinion the [select committee] investigation is not warranted,” says one female trader. “I don’t agree that more women in senior positions could have avoided the current crisis. Senior women I have known in management roles would have been just as likely to make the same risk assessments as their male counterparts.”
But independent pensions expert Ros Altmann thinks men would have done well to seek some female input long before the banks headed into crisis.
“Very much of City business is still done in a kind of boyish club – going out, drinking people under the table,” says Altmann, who has worked at a number of investment banks. “I am very much persuaded by the argument that if you had had more women at the top of the investment banking industry we would not have reached the excesses that we reached. There would have been more of a moderating influence, there wouldn’t have been this overriding, testosterone-fuelled, macho ‘my risk is bigger than your risk’ type thing.”
Researchers at Cambridge University have found that testosterone levels among City traders were higher on days when they made more than their average profit. French business school Ceram has asked if women are the “antidote” to the global financial crisis. Its study found that the fewer female managers a company had, the more its share price had dropped since the start of last year.
Alison Maitland, co-author of Why Women Mean Business and a visiting fellow at Cass Business School, points to studies showing women are not necessarily risk averse, but they do tend to be more risk aware when it comes to making their own personal investments. She argues a better mix of men and women at the top of banks could help avoid in future the pitfalls of “groupthink” – when everyone starts to believe the same bad idea.
“If you get people all from the same background and who have had the same experiences and are on a board or in a team working together, they are less likely to challenge each other and they are less likely to ask difficult questions because they are all thinking in the same way,” says Maitland.
With 60% of graduates being women there is another urgent reason to change. “If investment banks go back to the way they were before and don’t take this issue on of gender diversity, then they are going to miss out on more than half of the talent and are going to be very unattractive as well to generation Y, the new generation coming into the workforce. They risk becoming dinosaurs.”
In a sign of how sensitive the topic is for investment banks, none of those we called would comment on steps they have taken to improve gender equality or the need for the select committee’s investigation. Barclays responded briefly that it was “looking at formulating a response” to the committee’s announcement.
The Fawcett Society, the UK’s leading campaign for women’s rights, says the probe is particularly timely, coming ahead of the equality bill’s scheduled move to the House of Lords this winter.
“The committee’s investigation will provide extra impetus and evidence of the need for the government to take tough action on the pay gap,” said Kat Banyard, who leads the society’s Sexism and the City campaign. The group hopes that lifting the veil of secrecy over pay will help to eradicate a gender pay gap, which it says is twice as big at financial institutions than in the wider economy.
Campaigners hope the government-backed review of banking corporate governance published by Sir David Walker this month could prove another catalyst on gaining pay transparency. He argued that exposing pay structures for highly paid staff in the City and putting an end to short-term bonuses would help prevent a repeat of the financial crisis.
That is not the only positive spin-off for women, says former investment banker Kate Grussing. She now runs London headhunting firm Sapphire Partners, which specialises in finding and filling senior jobs with flexible working hours, and predicts a post-crisis era of better work-life balance. With women the primary child carers, that could usher in a far more gender-balanced City.
“Everyone is going to be paid a lot less, so individuals are going to apply a better speedometer; they can’t work 24/7. The silver lining of the downturn is going to be helpful for women in the long term.”
Why Hollywood doesn’t get the internet
Lights! Camera! Dongle! As Tony Scott’s remake of The Taking of Pelham 123 proves, the movies’ relationship with modern computing is often strained. It’s time for Hollywood to uninstall updates, says Damon Wise
Tony Scott is possibly the most modern director working in Hollywood today. His films move so quickly, look so restless, and take place in a world so contemporary, you know that not only were they made in the last 12 months, they might actually have been made in the last five minutes. Scott doesn’t care about posterity, he cares about right now. But with his remake of The Taking Of Pelham 123 – originally a talky, character-based heist thriller from 1974 – he’s made a schoolboy error. There are many ways to signify modernity in such a reboot – mention the fate of the Twin Towers, show an iPod, even have a flashmob party – but to have your leading man hunched over his laptop breaks one of the commandments of modern film: thou shalt not Google.
Hollywood hates the internet because it makes Hollywood redundant. Hollywood is about action and LOUD, INTENSE DIALOGUE!!! It is about confrontation and conflict, sexual frissons and personal interaction. It is not about websites, Wi-Fi and Fatso The Keyboard Cat. But in the new-look Taking Of Pelham 123, after a promising opening in which John Travolta’s tattooed ex-con commandeers a packed subway train and kills a few commuters just to prove his hijacker credentials, our braying antihero is shown staring at his laptop all the time. For reasons that will never satisfactorily become clear, he’s playing some sort of game with the stockmarket that will pay much higher dividends than the $10m ransom he is demanding. Whatever. But it is a measure of the ubiquity of the internet these days that it’s really quite painful to see anyone actually using it.
Since the terrible 1995 Sandra Bullock conspiracy movie The Net, Hollywood has been surprisingly coy about the World Wide Web, using computer interfaces in reserve simply to move the plot along. In the days of film noir, the telephone was a staple device, but the mysteries of a one-sided conversation (“OK … ” Click! Brrrrrr … ) just do not translate in this world of SMS, email and Skype. Indeed, the only true romcom of the WWW age remains You’ve Got Mail, a 1998 remake of a 1940 James Stewart vehicle in which two workmates who hate each other fall in love via pseudonymous emails, just as their predecessors fell in love via anonymous, handwritten letters – a cute formula that was nicely subverted in Miranda July’s Me And You And Everyone We Know (2005), in which a sexually jaded gallery owner falls for the smutty chatroom talk of a little boy.
But there’s not a lot in between. Emails don’t generate much emotion, and this was used to great effect in the 2006 French thriller Tell No One, in which a widower accused of murdering his wife receives a cryptic email, eight years later, showing the woman very much alive. From here, though, the film reverts to type. Though it starts in cyberspace, it ends with shootings and car chases, much like any American equivalent. Because there’s only so much the internet can do, and for the most part these days, the internet is simply used as shorthand for research, replacing the old horror movie/thriller device in which suspicious parties visit the vaults of local newspapers to find out the details of past crimes, or pull out a book to investigate a hunch. Even The Da Vinci Code, the most soporific “thriller” ever made – in which its star boards a double-decker London bus and says, in all seriousness, “I’ve got to get to a library … fast!” – didn’t bother wasting our time with much internet faffing, preferring instead to rope in some random youth with a WAP phone and a browser.
Indeed, although Ken Loach’s recent film Looking For Eric drew plaudits from largely male critics who were blinded by the sight of football superstar Eric Cantona walking and talking, sometimes even at the same time, not many noticed that the film itself was really quite a gimmicky step back for one of British cinema’s normally most nuanced directors. Not only did it climax in a vigilante free-for-all which, in Cannes, had Quentin Tarantino punching the air (a put-it-on-the-poster seal of approval for anyone else), but the film was bogged down by a happy-slapping subplot involving gangsters, camcorders and YouTube.
This might be Loach’s bid to stake some kind of claim on modernity, but it’s worth noting that even Hollywood has cottoned on to the fact that such modernity is anathema to drama. How many films have you seen in which mobile phones are broken, don’t get a signal or run crucially out of juice? How many films have you seen in which a simple down/upload takes an excruciating amount of time while morally ambiguous character actors pad closer and closer? And how many films have you seen in which a code is refused, re-entered, changed and finally accepted in a font-size so big that even Mr Magoo would see it? Let’s face it, the entire Da Vinci Code could easily have been solved using a combination of Wikipedia, 192.com and Yahoo.
Another ghastly modern trope that The Taking Of Pelham 123 uses is the webcam. In a nod to the growing phenomenon of “citizen journalism”, one of the passengers has conveniently left his laptop open, providing a live feed to his girlfriend, who takes it straight to the news networks. Something similar worked pretty well for last year’s first-person-POV monster flick Cloverfield, but it’s perhaps no coincidence that the last time a computer webcam provided a major point in a mainstream movie was probably 1999′s American Pie, which found a horny teenager trying to broadcast a live sex tape to his mates. But even with its cyberspace trimmings, that movie degenerated into a plain, old-fashioned Hollywood morality tale, and by the final reel the webcam has all but been forgotten.
There are, however, exceptions. Modernity can and has been used to great effect, in remakes too, and not just to emphasise the new “newness”. DJ Caruso’s Disturbia (2007), despite its horrible title, updated Hitchcock’s 1954 classic Rear Window and largely succeeded, simply by placing its teen hero under house arrest. Tagged and confined to quarters, this volatile kid becomes defined by what technology will and won’t let him do: his electronic tag means he can’t leave the front and back yards, but the denial of phone and computer shrinks his capacity for defence when faced with a neighbour who may or may not be a killer. The same goes for Tony Scott’s own Enemy Of The State (1998), a loose remake of The Conversation in which Will Smith’s hapless lawyer becomes a victim of a virtual assault that robs him of his identity.
In The Taking Of Pelham 123, however, the use of wireless technology is crass to the point of embarrassing, taking great lengths to explain how Travolta’s character gets a signal down in the bowels of the New York transport system when, quite frankly, it would be more helpful to see Travolta’s character as anything more that just a two-dimensional psycho with a Vaio. It’s worrying that, in 2009, we’re expected to be distracted from the implausible dialogue, hollow special-effects action and lame plotting – all less convincing than they ever were in the ingenious 1974 original – simply because the bad guy’s got a laptop and a dongle. A very poor show indeed.
Cut the wap
How using the internet completely ruins drama …
• Citizen Kane (1941) “Now available to buy on eBay!!! One child’s sledge, hand carved. Named ‘Rosebud’. Formerly owned by Charles Foster Kane. Believed missing; slightly singed. Only one in existence. NO RESERVE.”
• Psycho (1960) From Mysinglefriend.com: “Mrs Bates has this to say about Norman: ‘If you’re looking for a great time, then I recommend you get in touch with my son. A hard worker, he likes reading, dressing-up and taxidermy. Painted sluts need not apply!”
• Pacific Heights (1990) From Craigslist: “Located in sunny San Francisco, this delightful newly refurnished apartment is situated on the basement floor of a traditional building. No sociopaths, please. Smoker preferred. Must love dogs!”
• The Commitments (1991) From the Commitments’ MySpace page: “Thanks for the add, guys! Keep up the good work! There is a market for what you’re doing, you know!”
• Shallow Grave (1994) “Attention criminals on the run! PayPal lets you send money to anyone with email. PayPal is free for consumers, and works seamlessly with your existing credit card and current account … ”
• The Lost World (1997) “Google Earth 6.0 features abandoned sites of prehistorical interest (believed missing) … “
• I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) “Hey, guys, I’ve
just Yahooed the capital of Brazil and it says it’s Brasilia. It’s not Rio
De Janeiro at all. Hmm, I think we’re being set up … “
• The Truman Show (1998) From Truman Burbank’s Twitter feed: “Outsideviewer@Truman: Hey dude ur parents r totally lying 2 U; U live on TV man … “
• Titanic (1997) From weather.com, circa 1914: “Large passenger ships
sailing in the Atlantic Ocean are advised to be aware of a large iceberg
400 miles east of Newfoundland. Proceed with caution!”
• The Taking Of Pelham 123 is out on Friday
‘Now I’ve experienced every age’
‘In old age you can close your eyes and summon your youth at will. As a writer it puts one at a distinct advantage’
‘The idea that memory is linear,” says Penelope Lively, crisply, “is nonsense. What we have in our heads is a collection of frames. As to time itself – can it be linear when all these snatches of other presents exist at once in your mind? A very elusive and tricky concept, time.”
It’s the concept that has provided the backcloth to which Lively has stitched the plots of her novels for the past 40 years, and which has driven her to scale the heights of both children’s and adults’ fiction (she remains the only author to have won both the Carnegie medal and the Booker prize). It’s the disjunction between time and memory that intrigues her; the irreconcilability of the calendar’s steady forward march with the extempore jumble of shards and fragments that we carry around in our memories, encapsulated in the heroine of her 1987 novel Moon Tiger, who declares from her deathbed: “There is no chronology inside my head.” Now 76, Lively finds that her own experience of ageing has deepened rather than resolved the paradox. “In old age, you realise that while you’re divided from your youth by decades, you can close your eyes and summon it at will,” she says. “As a writer it puts one at a distinct advantage. When writing Moon Tiger from the point of view of an old woman, I kept worrying: would she really think like this? Now I’ve experienced every age, and can fish back.”
It’s an advantage she exploits to the full in her 16th novel for adults, Family Album. Published next month, it is a sophisticated investigation into the effects of time’s passage and the reliability of memory presented in the guise of a minor-key domestic drama. Half a century of sprawling family life is dished out via the kaleidoscopic, atemporal accounts of the nine inhabitants of a gently disintegrating Victorian villa. The central mystery, which is scarcely a mystery at all, is revealed piecemeal, with no recognised moment of denouement: the novel’s real revelation is that our individual histories bear only a passing relationship to those of the people who have lived alongside us.
When considering Lively’s own life, however, it’s a struggle to tease it apart from her generation’s collective narrative. “I see myself,” she concedes, “as someone manipulated by history.” She was born Penelope Low in 1933 in Cairo, where her father was employed by the National Bank of Egypt. Her earliest memories are a snapshot of interwar expatriate family life, from the well-staffed house on the city’s outskirts to the nanny-turned-governess and the elegant, distant parents. An only child, she spent hours playing by herself, existing in what she describes in her memoir Oleander, Jacaranda as “a condition of frenzied internal narrative”. The outbreak of the second world war kept the family in Cairo until 1942, when she, her mother and her governess fled to Palestine to wait out the fighting. After peace was declared in 1945, Lively discovered abruptly that the global turmoil had its articulation in her own life: her parents’ marriage disintegrated, and she was dispatched to boarding school in Sussex.
About school, she is emphatic. “It was ghastly. I’d never been to any kind of school, and I was hopeless at it. Schoolgirls can be very malevolent: nowadays it would probably be defined as bullying, but then the concept didn’t exist – and this wasn’t somewhere it would have been bothered about, anyway.” The trouble wasn’t confined to her fellow pupils: Lively remembers the school itself as “extraordinarily unimaginative. One punishment was to read for an hour in the library, which pretty much summed up the attitude towards literature. I was reprimanded by the headmistress for having a copy of the Oxford Book of Modern Verse in my locker.” Holidays – spent in the family house in Somerset with her grandmother and her aunt, the artist Rachel Reckitt (whose woodcuts now hang on Lively’s walls) – provided a respite. The household’s familiar objects (an intricately worked sampler, the napkin rings in the silver cupboard) would eventually resurface as touchstones in her 1995 memoir-cum-social history, A House Unlocked, in which her love for the place and its occupants is palpable.
Still, Lively excelled in the school certificate at 16, prompting her father to pay a visit to her headmistress. “He said to her: ‘I understand that quite a few girls go to university nowadays. I was wondering if Penelope should think of it.’ She looked at him in horror and replied ‘Oh no, no – our girls don’t do that.’ The implication was that you got your school certificate and married – or at worst tried a domestic science course.” Luckily, her father took a more enlightened view. Lively was moved to a crammer, and applied to Oxford to read modern history. “I wasn’t an assiduous student, and I didn’t get a good degree, but it certainly formed my mindset,” she says. “I’d gone to Oxford with the idea that there was an account of the past, and the study of history involved learning it. But in my very first tutorial I was set an essay entitled ‘Who were the Jutes?’ I went to the Bodleian, read everything I could find on them, and realised there was no simple answer: people were still arguing about it. The experience of learning about history and the ways in which it’s discussed kindled my interest in memory. It didn’t make me a novelist, but it very much conditioned the kind of novels I’ve written.”
It was at Oxford, too, that Lively met her husband. Their meeting marked another moment in which her life-story bumped up against that of the century. Jack was a working-class boy from Newcastle, Penelope “a girl from the southern gentry”: it was only thanks to the war (which saw Jack evacuated to the house of a retired schoolteacher who recognised and cultivated his intelligence) and the social upheaval that followed that their paths crossed at all. Newly graduated, Lively was working as a research assistant when Jack arrived. “I’d heard some of the other fellows talking about this very clever chap coming over from Cambridge called Jack Lively. I remember thinking the name sounded like a character in an 18th-century play,” she smiles. Their friendship, fostered “over coffee in smoke-filled rooms”, quickly blossomed, and in less than a year the pair were married. It was a relationship that sustained them both until Jack’s death from cancer in 1998, 41 years later, although Lively is at pains not to romanticise it retrospectively, pointing out that “like any marriage, it had its periods of white water”. “In many ways Jack was very different from me: much cleverer, very combative. His chief intellectual pleasure was a good argument, and he had a shorter fuse than I have.” But he was, she says, always quick to apologise – and when it came to her writing, he acted as both ally and advocate. “He thoroughly enjoyed the fact that I wrote, and was always my first reader. I never asked him directly ‘what do you think?’, because of course what you want to hear is that the whole thing’s superb, and he would never have said that. But he commented on the specifics. I don’t have that any longer, and I miss it hugely.”
The couple married in 1957 and moved to Swansea, where Jack took up an academic post. Their daughter, Josephine, was born within a year of their wedding; their son, Adam, three years after that. At a stroke, Lively found herself removed from the intellectual atmosphere of Oxford and launched on to motherhood’s merry-go-round. “It was difficult,” she admits. “I was just 24 when Josephine was born – doing all the nappy stuff in extreme youth, really – and there were the usual constraints of not being able to afford a babysitter and so forth. Academics were just as poorly paid then as now, and we didn’t have a penny to spare. I survived by making friends with other young mothers who were interested in the same sort of things; we used to get together with our children on the beach and talk. That was a life raft. And I read passionately: if I was feeding the baby I always had a book in one hand. Though when they reached three or four, I was able to read with them, which was a joy.”
It was this immersion in children’s literature that first prompted Lively to put pen to paper, although she held off from doing so until her mid-30s, when her son was in school. “Reading with the children made me think: I wonder if I could do this?” she recalls. Her first novel for children, Astercote, was published in 1970; she followed it with two or three others which she dismisses now as “crap, quite honestly”. It wasn’t until the publication of The Ghost of Thomas Kempe in 1973 that she found her register. “I tried to write out of my own adult preoccupations with the operation of memory and the nature of evidence,” she says, “but in a way that meant children would come away from it thinking ‘I’ve read a ghost story,’ rather than ‘my gosh, I’ve just read a book about the operation of memory.’” She succeeded: the tale of 12-year-old James’s struggle with the shade of an ornery 17th-century alchemist won the Carnegie medal, became a staple of school reading lists and led the critic David Rees to praise it as “unique … neither history nor fantasy, but something of both.”
Although The Road to Lichfield, Lively’s first adult novel, wasn’t published until 1977, she had begun writing for an older audience long before. “At the same time as the children’s books, I was writing short stories for adults and putting them away in a drawer,” she says. “I wasn’t convinced I had anything to say to people of my own age.” In the end, however, the move into adult fiction – a discipline Lively views as “not different, but done differently; I’ve always seen the shift between the two as a gear change” – became “necessary. I remember thinking after several children’s books, there were things I couldn’t do there; ways in which I wanted to write, things I wanted to say. A lot of fiction is to do with the discussion of emotional responses, and there are limits to the emotional responses a child can have – they’ve experienced love, for example, but not sexual love. There’s a whole landscape you can’t explore.”
After The Road to Lichfield, Lively’s publishers persuaded her to turn out her drawer, and a prize-winning collection of short stories, Nothing Missing but the Samovar, followed. In 1979, Kingsley Amis awarded her the Arts Council National Book Award for Treasures of Time, the story of an archaeologist which draws explicitly on what Lively’s former editor, the poet Anthony Thwaite, calls “her authority and fluency on the subject of the persistence of the past”. She notched up her second Booker-shortlisting in 1984 for According to Mark, and when Moon Tiger was published in 1987, Lively found herself on the shortlist once again, this time facing a line-up that included Iris Murdoch, Peter Ackroyd and Chinua Achebe. “I wasn’t a favourite,” she recalls candidly. “I wasn’t expected to win, so I wasn’t expecting to win. But Jack said to me that lunchtime ‘You just might, so you’d better have something to say’. I gave it about three minutes’ thought, and then had to stand up and speak on national television.”
Moon Tiger is the story of Claudia Hampton, a brittle, self-reliant historian who excavates her own memories as she lies dying and finds her affair with a British army officer during her time as a war reporter in Egypt at her life’s core. Lively draws on her own childhood to furnish the novel, but there the similarities between her and Claudia end. “I never felt very close to her, although I admire her,” she says. “I like women like that, upfront and aggressive. Male readers’ reactions were very interesting: I used to get letters from men saying either ‘that’s just the sort of woman I’ve been looking for all my life’ or ‘I couldn’t stand her’ – which always seemed to say more about the men who were writing.”
Ah, those male readers. Throughout her career in adult fiction, the perception that Lively is a “women’s writer” – with all the vaguely negative connotations of that label – has persisted. Reduce her novels to plot-points and it’s possible to see why: she is fascinated by families, gives precedence to relationships and is comfortable writing within the domestic sphere. But Lively rejects the classification. “I don’t think it’s true,” she says. “My last novel [Consequences] was romantic, but everyone’s entitled to one of those, surely? And Family Album is indeed a family book; but after all, men live family lives too. I find the notion that a book could be ‘for’ women or men puzzling.” Thwaite puts it more succinctly: “The idea of her being a woman’s writer comes from people who haven’t read her.”
Over the past decade, in fact, Lively has been edging away from fiction into memoir: in Oleander, Jacaranda (subtitled “A Childhood Perceived”), she considers the relationship between childhood memory and adult hindsight; in A House Unlocked, she examines the connections between her family’s history and that of the wider world. And in Making It Up, her latest and most ambitious effort, she approaches her personal history rather as one of the archaeologists who populate her work might approach unearthed artefacts: turning her life’s chief junctures over in her hands, and exploring the possibilities they represent. “I don’t know quite what prompted it, except that it’s an old-age book,” she says. “You have to have reached a point where you can look back over your life and see the moments when you went in one direction or another.”
Despite having health scares over the past few years, Lively continues to write. “It’s always just gone on,” she says. “I remember reading an interview with Iris Murdoch in which she was asked how soon after finishing one book she started the next: she said ‘half an hour’. I’m not quite like her – there’s usually a gap, and there was a long one after Family Album: I didn’t start a new book for nine or 10 months, and thought maybe that was the last one. But then an idea came into my head. So off I go again.”
Lively on Lively
“Chronology irritates me. There is no chronology inside my head. I am composed of a myriad Claudias who spin and mix and part like sparks of sunlight on water. The pack of cards I carry around is forever shuffled and re-shuffled; there is no sequence, everything happens at once. The machines of the new technology, I understand, perform in much the same way: all knowledge is stored, to be summoned up at the flick of a key. They sound, in theory, more efficient. Some of my keys don’t work; others demand pass-words, codes, random unlocking sequences. The collective past, curiously, provides these. It is public property, but it is also deeply private. We all look differently at it. My Victorians are not your Victorians. My seventeenth century is not yours … The signals of my own past come from the received past. The lives of others slot into my own life. I, me. Claudia H.”
Reading this passage, I feel as though someone else wrote it. Someone else did, of course; I am not the same person I was then – I have read more, thought more, forgotten plenty. It is in the voice of Claudia Hampton, the narrator of the novel – a historian and journalist – and, while she is not me, I did give her some of my thoughts about the operation of memory and the nature of evidence. I never entirely liked Claudia, but I had great respect for her, and envied her ability to crash through life in a way that I cannot. And note that – in 1987 – she is not yet computerised but sees a nice analogy between “the new technology” and her own thought processes.
The Wizard Of Oz at 70
Emma Brockes takes a trip down the Yellow Brick Road to talk to those in the know about the making of a phenomenon
In pictures: The Wizard of Oz
In the book on which the 1939 film The Wizard Of Oz was based, Dorothy lived in a one-room shack on the Kansas prairie with her Uncle Henry and Aunt Em, a defeated pair who “did not know what joy was”. As in the film, it was Dorothy’s “little black dog” Toto who kept her out in the storm, and together they were whisked to Oz, a place she had longed to discover but on discovering was instantly feverish to leave. There was no Miss Gulch in L Frank Baum’s book and the Witch of the North, who travelled mysteriously but not by pink bubble, was an old lady the size of a Munchkin. Dorothy, on the other hand, was a ”well grown child for her age” – although not, perhaps, as well grown as her MGM incarnation who, generations on, still reigns as a symbol of hope in hard times.
It is 70 years since The Wizard Of Oz was made and almost no one from the production survives. Principal cast and crew are long gone. Of the 124 Munchkins, six remain. The cast’s children advocate for them now, along with the self-defined “Oz nuts” who attend conventions, collect memorabilia and fall into camps of gently warring interests. (The Baum-ites disdain the Judy-ites; the Oz scholars cut eyes at the collectors. Everyone loves the Munchkins.) That Baum’s story made it through the Hollywood sausage machine more or less intact is something devotees of both book and film see as practically mystical. The movie survived 10 writers, four directors and the propensity of Hollywood to find simple things and effortlessly scramble them.
Over the years, it also survived Marxism, Freudianism, postindustrialism, postcolonialism and the greatest threat of all to its meaning, the co-option of its charm into the hard, mean drive of American Idol-type aspiration. Over The Rainbow, beloved of auditioners everywhere, has come to stand loosely for the notion of Dreams Come True, if by dreams we mean standing on a stage, holding a microphone, while little people across the land look up at us in rapture. In the context of the film, Over The Rainbow means nothing of the sort, of course. The best and oddest thing about The Wizard Of Oz is its power as a critique of what it’s supposed to be striving for.
When MGM bought the rights in 1937, the scriptwriters faced a number of problems. Parts of the book were too graphic to film and others too complex. In Baum’s version, the Tin Man is not merely a victim of bad weather. Once a flesh-and-blood woodsman, his axe, we learn, has been cursed by the witch, causing him to hack off his own legs, arms, torso and eventually, in a feat of dexterity, his own head, to be replaced with tin prosthetics that the witch then treats to a downpour. Pre-CGI, the book’s Kalidahs, with “bodies like bears and heads like tigers”, were a headache the film-makers didn’t want to get into. Oz was a land surrounded by desert and the Emerald City, in Baum’s version, was not even green, but an illusion wrought by green-tinted spectacles, which Oz citizens were mandated by the wizard to have padlocked to their heads.
In 1899, Baum was writing against the background of a failed populist movement, an early civil and women’s rights lobby, which he broadly supported. His mother-in-law, Matilda Joslyn Gage, was a suffragette so radical she has been written out of American history – in her book Woman, Church And State, she attacked the Christian church for oppressing women and pointed to preferable feminist models among Native Americans. Baum had several failed careers behind him – actor, salesman – and it was Gage who encouraged him to write; his wife, Maud, meanwhile, inspired the story of a sensible little girl in a land ruled by women.
“Without Maud I don’t think any of this would have happened,” says Bob Baum, the author’s great-grandson, who taught the Oz books in the LA school system before he retired. “Frank saw in Maud a very practical, down-to-earth person who could make things happen. She gave him the time and encouragement and space to do what he did.”
The first scriptwriter to have a crack at adapting the book was Herman Mankiewicz, a former newspaper reporter who, as Aljean Harmetz chronicles in her 1977 book The Making Of The Wizard Of Oz, knocked out a script in four days. A year later he would win an Oscar for Citizen Kane, but his Oz was a mess. Mankiewicz draws Dorothy as a cheerful little girl full of trite observations (on the subject of corn, she squeals, “I guess it’s about the best food there is!”) and stuffs the script with terrible subplots (at one point a limousine pulls up outside Dorothy’s house in Kansas, dispensing a millionaire and her hilarious pekingese). The producer, Mervyn LeRoy, nearly invented postmodernism 20 years before Derrida by suggesting an opening shot of Dorothy reading a copy of The Wizard Of Oz in bed. Director George Cukor lasted just three days before huffing off in protest at the trashy material. (“I was brought up on grander things,” he sniffed. “I was brought up on Tennyson.”) Before he left, he scraped the make-up off Garland and warned against making her too “fancy-schmancy”, which his successor, Victor Fleming, heeded.
After several more false starts, the project fell into the hands of Noel Langley, a 26-year-old South African who wrote most of the final script, although, because the film is so reliant on song, a great deal of credit goes to the lyricist, a man barely recognised today. Yip Harburg was born and raised in New York’s Lower East Side at a time, says his 82-year-old son Ernie, when it had a ”higher density than Calcutta”. Yip’s parents were Russian immigrants. As a child he slept on two chairs pushed together and watched his parents – to whom he once referred with tender shame as “loose screws in the world” – melt in the fire of the sweatshops. Like Baum, he went into business; like Baum he went bust. In the early 30s he became a songwriter and wrote a song that defined the decade, Brother, Can You Spare A Dime? In 1939 he wrote a song with Harold Arlen that defined something larger. Ernie Harburg shrugs, batting the air. “If Rembrandt did it, they’d say it was a masterpiece.”
Harburg and Langley lobbied hard to stick to the ethos of the book. It was Harburg who wrote the scene in which the Wizard hands out satirical gifts to the Scarecrow, Lion and Tin Man, an idea he devised, he told Harmetz, “because I was so aware of our lives being the images of things rather than the things themselves”. In the Emerald City, everyone has cod English accents and royal green dress – colonial humbug. At the time of its release, the flying monkeys inevitably seemed like bombers darkening the skies over Europe and the Winkies like a fascist army.
The film’s biggest departure from its origins was the creation of the three farmhands who, in Oz, became Dorothy’s companions and who, on her return to Kansas, implied the whole thing was just a dream. Harburg hated this ending, but I never thought it at odds with the reality of Oz. When Aunt Em says dismissively, “We dream lots of silly things”, it’s like that moment in ET when the adults are blundering blindly about and only the children can see the real possibilities of the world.
When Margaret Pellegrini was 14, something curious happened to her at the Tennessee state fair. Her father was 5ft 9in, her sister 5ft 7in and her brother would grow to be 6ft 2in. As she wandered with her family through the fair, she was approached, she says, by a “little person” who saw in her something she hadn’t seen in herself. “I was asked if I’d like to join their midget show. I said no! I had no idea I was going to stay small.”
The near mishaps of casting are well known by now – Shirley Temple as Dorothy would have been like Lassie putting himself forward for Toto; Fanny Brice and Gracie Fields were both considered for Glinda before Billie Burke got the role; and the first version of the Wicked Witch was as a sleek and glamorous fallen woman, before the film-makers thought it would send the wrong signal.
Pellegrini was contacted by MGM via the people at the fair, took leave from school and bought a ticket to LA. “To be in Hollywood!” she says. She was a year younger than Judy Garland. “I was very, very excited. And very bashful. Now, not so much.”
Stories from the set fascinate for their contrast with the happy tenor of the movie. For most of the actors, it was a miserable time. Margaret Hamilton, the Wicked Witch of the West, nearly died when her make-up caught fire. Her stand-in was blown off her broomstick in the skywriting scene and spent a week in hospital. Bert Lahr (the Cowardly Lion), Jack Haley (the Tin Man) and Ray Bolger (the Scarecrow) weren’t allowed to eat in the canteen because their make-up was considered too disturbing. Even Toto, after being blown across the floor like a toupee when the wind machines were turned on, had to have a stunt double.
As for Garland, at 16 she was under tremendous pressure to carry a film that would cost $2.7m, MGM’s most expensive of the year. Between takes, Pellegrini sat with her on the Yellow Brick Road, chatting like “regular teenagers”, although in later years Garland and her colleagues got fond capital out of Munchkin-lore. “We had a hell of a time with those little guys,” Mervyn LeRoy said. “They got into sex orgies at the hotel. We had to have police on every floor.” Garland told similar tales, and “embellished the truth later to make a better story”, says her daughter, Lorna Luft.
“Some of us were a little older than others,” says Pellegrini, who was cast as the second Sleepy Head to stand up in the nest and as one of the Flower Pot Girls. “But it’s all out of proportion. Just a few of them liked their drinks too much.”
Does she remember how much she was paid? Pellegrini laughs. “$50 a week, including room and board and transportation. You know what we found out later? Toto made more than we did.”
Of the principal actors, Garland earned the least – $500 a week. Luft says her mother loved making the film. “Adored it. It was the movie that put her into another stratosphere, that made her a star.”
Bolger and Haley were both on $3,000 and Lahr, a veteran of vaudeville, on $2,500. As for the songwriters, “their place was near the janitor!” Ernie Harburg says. “They were just guys you called in to do a little job for you. Work for hire. “
In the wrong hands, the score could have been a soppy nightmare. But Harburg, unusually for a songwriter of the period, wasn’t sentimental. He was a social activist, who’d be blacklisted in the communist witch-hunt and go on to write Finian’s Rainbow, a mixed-race musical for a long time considered too challenging for mainstream tastes.
“Yip was a tough-love guy,” Ernie says. “He wrote the schmaltzy stuff at the start of his career, but most of the time it was like Paper Moon: ‘It’s a Barnum and Bailey world/Just as phoney as it can be.’ He said art was for struggle and hope, that’s what his lyrics were about. Look, in the late 20s, his business went bust, his wife left, his brother died, his father died. Bang, bang, bang. You have to – like Obama said, he’s the same kinda guy – create hope. With humour, then imagination. You have to imagine: how can I get out of this mess? Then use your smarts.”
“If Yip Harburg were alive,” says John Lahr, theatre critic for the New Yorker and son of Bert, “he’d tell you he was writing a musical version of FDR’s New Deal.”
Over The Rainbow is perhaps the most misperformed song of all time. “People don’t get the point,” says Luft. “They make it into something more than it is, a big dramatic piece. If you look at where it came from, it’s a simple song.”
Initially Harburg thought Arlen’s melody too histrionic for a little girl and toned it down with childlike lyrics. “Lemon drops,” Ernie says. Is it significant the song ends in a question? “Yes.” He nearly jumps out of his chair. “That’s Yip. He was a philosopher – it’s a Socratic method, engage the listener by asking questions. Why oh why can’t I?” Over The Rainbow was thrown out of the film three times before Louis B Mayer intervened and said, “Let the boys have their damned song.”
When it came out, Oz was neither commercially nor critically successful. Garland, Harburg and Arlen won Oscars, but the film lost money at the box office and was dismissed by critics as having “no trace of imagination, good taste or integrity” (the New Yorker) and being full of “freak characters” (the New Republic). The best the New York Times could say was that it was “genial”. It wasn’t until 1956, when CBS leased the film from MGM (they’d bid for Gone With The Wind and got Oz as a consolation prize), to show on TV every year, that it started to build into a phenomenon.
The key to its appeal, John Lahr says, is the way it addresses fundamental anxieties in American culture. “What the story speaks to is mastering a sense of inadequacy that’s built into the American system. In other words: you’re free to become who you want. Which is terrifying, because you have no support. This sense of can I make it, am I good enough, do I have the right stuff? Oz is a little capitalist bliss, everything’s perfect, shiny, grand. And I think it speaks about longing and the feeling – the hope – that we’re all right inside ourselves and can reach that.”
By the time the protagonists find the wizard, they no longer need his magic, which, of course, turns out to be fake. Oz is an illusion. What’s real is the travellers’ original, unpolished value and the camaraderie of the journey. Although Bob Baum has reservations about the film – “It’s basically half the original book!” – he thinks it is broadly faithful to the spirit of what his great-grandfather intended. Which is? “That you have within yourself far more power than you’re actually using.”
Bert Lahr was ambivalent about the fuss around the film and the fact that, although he did serious theatre later – he played Estragon in the first New York production of Waiting For Godot – he’d always be remembered as the Cowardly Lion. “My father had no education,” says John Lahr, “in the great tradition of the early American comedians. Buster Keaton had one day of schooling, my father got to sixth grade. They sent us to these great schools, we were highly educated, and my sister and I were always trying to get Dad to do more avant garde things. But these guys, they wanted big houses. They were businessmen. My father once said to us, ‘Put me in a jockstrap and if I go out there and entertain people for two hours, I’ve done my job.’”
John’s sister, Jane, is writing a book about the theosophical foundations of Oz – L Frank Baum and Noel Langley were theosophists. “It’s the philosophy of know thyself,” she says. “It was very popular in the early 1890s and it doesn’t go out of fashion.” Her father “would only watch the film towards the end of his life. I think we forced him to, when we were back from college. He finally acknowledged it was wonderful, though he thought Ray Bolger was a bit of a ham.”
In 1970, the witch’s hat Margaret Hamilton wore sold at auction for $450. In 1988 it was re-auctioned for $33,000. In 2005, the original dress worn by Judy Garland in the film sold for $267,000 and every anniversary is greeted by new merchandise and previously undiscovered material – new behind-the-scenes stills from the film, in the case of the Blu-Ray Ultimate Collector’s Edition box set to be released this autumn for the 70th anniversary, and not to be confused with the 2005 Collector’s Edition, or the 1999 Wizard Of Oz DVD Gift Set.
Oz has been turned into books on philosophy (“Was Oz the dream or was Kansas?”), Jungian therapy (“Psychological healing through the archetypes of Oz”) and, my favourite, a self-help book called The Wizard Of Oz And Other Narcissists: Coping With The One-Way Relationship In Work, Love, And Family. (Baum’s character wasn’t a narcissist; he was just a bad wizard.) New York this summer has seen a new theatre production of The Wiz, the Motown version of Oz, and Wicked, the prequel, continues to play to packed houses.
The nearest threat to Judy Garland’s ownership of Over The Rainbow was probably Eva Cassidy’s version in 1992. “Well,” snorts Luft, “I wasn’t crazy about the way she fooled around with the melody. Not to take anything away from her talent. She was a lovely singer.”
Why was Garland’s the definitive version? “Because it was written for her, written for the film. It was the most perfect song in one of the most perfect movies ever made. Frank Sinatra said to me, ‘I wouldn’t touch that song with a 10ft pole.’”
Neither Luft nor her sister Liza Minnelli has ever sung the song, nor, says Luft, will she, although she did play the Wicked Witch in The Wizard Of Oz in Salford last year. She doesn’t need to see the film again – “Not at the age of 56. I’ve seen it 80 million times.” But when she was 16, after her mother died, for a while it was “one of the only ways I had to be near her. I’ve a sense of her being near me when I see it.” The film endures, she says, because of “her honesty. Her innocence. Not only her, all of them. You believe every one of them.”
It hasn’t dated. The only line that might be taken out today is the un-PC suggestion by Glinda that “only bad witches are ugly”. As childhood changes and anxious parents increasingly limit their offspring’s roaming rights, the story finds new resonance. If Oz has any metaphorical use, it is for the sense of wonder that greets the child’s first steps out into the world, the small explorations that lead to imagination and, through it, art.
“I’m afraid that when the Munchkins are gone, the book may stumble for a while,” Bob Baum says. “When we lose touch with the actual people in it.” At 85, Margaret Pellegrini is in constant demand; later this year she will travel to Oz festivals in Tennessee, Indiana, Kansas and Missouri. She feels nothing but gratitude to the film. “I was the little girl who lived over the tracks,” she says. “And then, when I came back to Alabama having been in a motion picture, all the VIPs like the lawyers and the doctors’ wives invited me to tea. I was – how would I say? – I was noticed.”
Luft’s children see the film as a branch of the family tree, part of their heritage, she says. “You have to put your arms around it and hold on to it and say thank you. That’s what I do.” Not that it isn’t without occasional annoyances: when she was in Australia earlier this year, people kept shouting at Luft, “Isn’t it funny, you’re in Oz?”
Ernie Harburg, meanwhile, after retiring from anthropology, spends his time spreading the word about Yip via the Yip Harburg Foundation. To his delight, a new production of Finian’s Rainbow will open in New York later this year. “When Yip was dying, I handed him a bunch of papers and said, ‘Yip, here is your elegant legacy’ which is a line from Finian’s Rainbow. Simultaneously I saw in him a tear and a twinkle. He said to me, ‘You’re pulling my legacy.’ ” Ernie smiles. “It got him out of the schmaltz of the moment.”
When John Lahr sees The Wizard Of Oz in the TV listings, or anywhere else it might casually arise, his reaction is “fairly complicated. I love it that Dad’s there, and he’s alive, and he’s in his prime. He’s 45, so I wasn’t quite born. And I know, from my own research, that his performance is a compendium of all his burlesque and vaudeville up to that point. It gives me a deep gratification that his skill and great capacity for making joy is condensed in that performance, and has preserved Dad for ever, really. But, like the Michael Jackson funeral, I don’t understand the idolatry. It scares me. The point of Harburg’s lyrics is to disenchant. The thing about fairy tales is that it’s not the spellbound who are free, it’s the disenchanted.”
Baum always said he came up with the name by glancing at the O-Z index on his filing cabinet, but it’s a word, as John Updike observed, that gets extra push from its echo of Shelley’s Ozymandias. “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings/Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!” No need to despair, as it happened. The king was long gone and his words merely etched into a monument, a ”colossal wreck, boundless and bare” that in the final line of the sonnet is revealed to lie abandoned in a desert; a reminder, where “the lone and level sands stretch far away”, of hubris past.
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Gay ‘Olympics’ kick off in Copenhagen
Celebration of gay sport and culture with a focus on human rights in homophobic countries begins this weekend
There will be triathlon and handball – but also bridge and line dancing. Copenhagen is preparing for thousands of gay people from dozens of nations to descend this weekend for the Outgames, a nine-day sporting and cultural olympics for the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community.
When the 5,500 participants are introduced on a catwalk in Copenhagen’s central square today, it will kickstart nine days of sport, arts and political debates with almost 100 nations represented in more than 30 events, traditional and improvised.
But the event is about much more than podium places. The Outgames has launched itself under the banner of sport, culture and human rights. Participants from a host of cities, including Tel Aviv and Mexico City, will take over public spaces throughout Copenhagen to showcase artists and performers.
At the centre of the political programme is a human rights conference, where speakers include the British basketball player and sports commentator John Amaechi, the first NBA player to have come out.
On the fringe of the games, the people of Copenhagen have been encouraged to embrace the event and play an active role. At the main library you can “take out a gay” for a half-hour chat after you’ve scanned his or her barcode, while many of the participants are staying in private homes throughout the city.
The director of the Outgames, Uffe Elbæk, hopes the Copenhagen event will attract people from countries where gay people still face imprisonment and the organisers have funded the journey to Copenhagen for 250 participants from Asia, Latin America and Africa.
“The world is coming to Copenhagen, and we have worked towards our goal of ensuring that participants from places such as Africa, Asia and not least the Middle East have the opportunity to come to Copenhagen for the Outgames,” he said.
Elbæk sees the games as not just a celebration for the LGBT community, but a global event, highlighting that gay people are still criminalised in a third of the countries represented.
“We want to make this top priority and put the focus on human rights,” he said.




Smack on the funny bone
Politicians under fire from satirists should never rub their bruises. The smart move is to laugh along
David Cameron has made clear that he will look around the world for new political ideas and must be tempted by an initiative being trialled in Pakistan. If President Zardari’s attempt to ban the dissemination of jokes about him – through a new cyber crimes act, targeting blog comedy, text jests and email facetiousness – were to be introduced in the UK, Channel 4 could be prevented from screening a film, revealed this week, that will recreate the events leading up to a notorious photo of Bullingdon Club members including Cameron and Boris Johnson.
This film continues a recent British tradition of attacking politicians early in their careers. Once, a leader would have had to form at least one administration before meriting a feature-length TV demolition. But Blair and Brown were picked off as aspirants and even Michael Howard, although he never became prime minister, was subjected to a peak-time comedy about a draconian home secretary aiming higher.
Although being spread through new technology, the kind of jokes that Zardari objects to have an older history: one of them – that the great leader has asked for his face to go on a stamp but citizens aren’t sure which side to spit on – was applied, for example, to Richard Nixon. Curiously, the British figure most vulnerable to the gag – Elizabeth II – has avoided it, even among republicans.
That particular line of attack has a limited shelf-life – not because of a rise in political competence but the spread of self-adhesive stamps – but the leader of Pakistan is surely doomed in his attempt to introduce a gagging order on gags and, anyway, he has perhaps over-estimated their power.
Objectively, it is difficult to argue that political satire has had much direct effect on history. Richard Nixon, though seared by comedians throughout his career, was brought down by journalism rather than jokes. And three of the most violently caricatured politicians of modern times – Thatcher, Blair, George Bush – also served the longest terms.
All political satirists must eventually reflect on this strike rate: Ian Hislop has argued persuasively that political humour is not useless simply because it fails to achieve immediate regime-change: he believes that there is a moral imperative at least to have tried. And there is also, clearly, a greatly cheering and cathartic effect for those members of the population who didn’t vote for the leader in question. A recent book anthologising jokes told in eastern Europe during the cold war touchingly showed the way in which humour can be a democratic immune system, keeping the dissident spirit alive.
Also – as the president of Pakistan’s leaden intervention has proved – there is considerable comfort in knowing that the jokes have hit home. The satirists of Nixon could do nothing about his fat mandates but they could be cheered by his visibly thin skin.
One reason that Margaret Thatcher was a more effective premier than John Major was that she showed no sign of knowing the jokes about her – and would deliver speech-written gags that she didn’t understand – whereas he liked to challenge journalists and cartoonists on whether their slights were fair. Like batsmen hit by bouncers, politicians should never rub their bruises.
The most revealing aspect of Zardari’s crackdown is that it targets the newer media. This reflects a feeling among politicians that, for the present generation of leaders, the tactics of character assassination have escalated. In fact, the gags are simply more visible: what was once spoken on street corners now leaves a cyber-trail, which Zardari has foolishly chased. But new technologies will usually defeat censorship.
In this sense, at a very small level, there is a link between Channel 4′s Cameron film and Zardari’s ban. The Conservative leader has imposed his own limits on wit by securing the withdrawal of the Bullingdon picture from public use. Opponents have got round this by recreating the photo in various ways – the TV comedy is another example.
What’s really funny about what happened in Pakistan, though, is that politicians in other countries are going to have to be tremendously good-humoured about any attacks on them because of the risk that they will be compared to Zardari.
By taking offence at jests, President Zardari has made himself a laughing stock. A man who tried to weaken political humour has demonstrated its strength. As the touchy John Major said, in a different context, if it’s hurting, it’s working. Skilled politicians know that the smart move is to join in the jokes, no matter how much they sting. Team Cameron, if it is sensible, will already be working on some wry, self-deprecating quip for their reluctant film star on the night of the Bullingdon transmission.