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Cher Tweets Disappointment Over “Burlesque” Oscar Snub

Cher is bummed Burlesque was snubbed by the Academy. Singer-songwriter Diane Warren picked up the Golden Globe for Best Original Song for Burlesque’s “You Haven’t Seen The Last of Me” earlier this month, but the track was snubbed for a Best Song nomination when the 2011 Academy Award nominations were announced this week. The diss [...]

The 18 Greatest Bodyhorror Movies

Bodyhorror is a genre that’s surprisingly nebulous in its definition. There’s a certain amount of medical horror mixed, some gore, but mostly just hideously malformed creatures that tear against the inside of your mind, making you nauseous with their very existence. Today, we salute those freaks, and look at the best bodyhorror movies. 18. Rosemary’s [...]

Usher “The Simpsons” Plagiarism Allegations Surround Hit Single “OMG”

D’oh! Did R&B crooner and Justin Bieber mentor Usher Raymondd rip-off the lyrics to his 2010 summer smash “OMG” from a long forgotten episode of The Simpsons? The Grammy-winning “Yeah” hitmaker is once again facing plagiarism allegations after jocks at Y101FM in Mississippi noticed some curious similarities between Usher’s and a Christmas carol sung by [...]

Christina Aguilera Divorce: Did Aguilera Cheat On Husband Jordan Bratman?

Divorce is in the air! Hot on the heels of the Courteney Cox/David Arquette split (and the Laura Dern/Ben Harper split, while we’re at it) comes the news that after a son and five years of marriage, pint-sized powerhouse Christina Aguilera has filed for divorce from her husband, producer Jordan Bratman. Aw shucks, now we [...]

Karissa Shannon Sex Tape “Most Extreme” Vivid Entertainment Has Ever Seen

Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson: When it comes to celebrity skin flicks, these bombshells have proven tough acts to follow. But the most erotic of all celebrity amateur sex tapes pale in comparision to the raunchy rompfest Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon sex tape participated in with boyfriend Sam Jones III (aka “That Black Dude [...]

10 Most Offensive Mankini Pics Ever

When funny man Borat donned the mankini, he had no idea what kind of trend he would start worldwide…

Steven Slater — Fed-Up JetBlue Flight Attendant — Becomes Online Folk Hero

Most people don’t garner national headlines when they tell their bosses to “Kiss Their Grits” and move on to greener pastures, a better dental plan, and a new cubicle. (Although Peter Finch’s infamous “I Quit This Shit” speech earnerd him an Oscar). And as always, it’s most polite to give two weeks notice if you’re [...]

Clumsy Reporter Destroys Ice Sculpture (Fact Or Fiction?)

Yikes! Talk about close encounters of the awkward kind. A clumsy news reporter was left shamefaced at the Orange County Fair in California this week after he clumsily destroyed an artist’s ice sculpture live on air — but some are speculating that the apparent accident set-up.Sculptor Roland Hernandez was proudly showing off an intricately carved [...]

Justin Bieber Taylor Swift Up For Bowling Hall Of Fame

Forget The Grammys: Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift are going head-to-head for a spot in the Bowling Hall of Fame.For the first time ever, fans have been invited to vote for the latest celebrity inductee into the Celebrity Hall of Fame for the Bowling Proprietors Association of America (BPAA), the organization said this week. A [...]

Evening Crunch Crumbs: Jaden & Willow Smith Want Their Own Clothing Line; Sneak Peek @ Ivanka Trump Shoe Line; Nigel Lythgoe Returns To “American Idol?”

-So sad to hear that actor Maury Chaykin passed away today. Always such brilliant rhythm on screen. Maury is best remembered for playing producer Harvey Weingard on Entourage and Major Fambrough in the Oscar-winning film Dances With Wolves…. -Sad Sign o’ the Times: A New Jersey comedienne sold apple cakes for $40 each to save her [...]

Ben Affleck built panic room in his old house

”Good Will Hunting” star Ben Affleck is so suspicious of intruders that he built a rather ”small” panic room in his former house, revealed the property”s new owner, director Kevin Smith. The filmmaker bought the actor”s Hollywood home in 2003 and was amazed to discover the secret chamber. Affleck installed a panic room in the [...]

15 Celebrities Who Lost it All

It’s everyone’s dream to have a multi-million dollar fortune with which to support themselves, their families, and all their lavish whims. Having enough money to purchase a few islands (and then some) sounds like a bottomless pot of gold. Surprisingly, the illusion can slip away just as easily as the money itself — quickly, and with devastating effects.

Jeremy London Kidnapped & Forced To Get High?!

The Best Junkie Liar Known To Man…. In a story snatched from an episode of The Outer Limits (or Six Feet Under, if you want to get technical), actor Jeremy London claims an armed gang abducted and robbed him before forcing him to smoke crack during a harrowing five-hour ordeal in Palm Springs, California last week. According [...]

Evening Crunch Crumbs

-Eek! The NYC subway system is a rat den; which explains why I often take taxis. City officials say the hairy little beasts (Who have the ability to leap as high as five feet, mind you….) have infested multiple subway lines in lower Manhattan and often live right in the station walls! Do not be [...]

MTV “Jersey Shore” Southern Spinoff “Party Down South” Now Casting

Italian-American stereotypes are soooo 2009. The casting geniuses behind MTV’s breakout reality smash Jersey Shore are looking for a couple good ol’ boys and girls to live up to any and all cliches about Southerners on a new reality show called Party Down South — a “Snooki Meets Larry The Cable Guy-style” docu-soap headed to [...]

Brian Posehn: “More Metal Than You”

METAL WISDOM AND HUMOR FROM A MAN WHO KNOWS

Comedian Brian Posehn released Fart And Wiener Jokes, his second album on independent metal label Relapse Records, on April 27. In addition to new routines, the album includes two musical tracks, “More Metal Than You” and a cover of Kenny Rogers’ “The Gambler.” Posehn recorded these songs with the help of a number of metal all-stars including Scott Ian (Anthrax), Jamey Jasta (Hatebreed, Kingdom of Sorrow), Mark Morton (Lamb of God), John Tempesta (Exodus, The Cult), Russ Parrish (Steel Panther), and more.

Here’s the audio of one of the funniest things to come across the JamBase virtual desk in a spell. Dude is lethally funny, and he’s be happy to smoke out with you after a show. And his cat’s name is Manowar and he burned a church in Norway. Yeah, Posehn is more metal than usÂ…and you!

Bonus Posehn! Here’s his spot-on music lesson from Live: In Nerd Rage.


Russell Brand wants to get married in India

Russell Brand is getting married and he’s on top of things, too. Dude picked the groom’s tux, the bride’s dress, the flowers, the cake, the music and now he picked the destination: India.  That’s where it’ll all go down.
As for his fiancée Katy Perry… well, she’s just riding his coattails, waiting for it to happen.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Apologizes To Sandra Bullock: “I’m Surprised More People Aren’t Taking My Side!”

How do you apologize for helping to wreck someone’s marriage?
“Gee Lady, I’m really sure I boinked your husband on your sofa.”
Somehow we don’t think that would go over very well. Nonetheless, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee says she owes Sandra Bullock “a heartfelt apology” after carrying on an 11-month affair with her husband, biker Jesse James.
That might [...]

Miley Cyrus Rips Country Music & “Rejoices” At End Of “Hannah Montana”

Young & In Love, Miley Cyrus is filming the final season of Hannah Montana — the Disney Channel series that shot her to teen superstardom — and the sometimes controversial starlet couldn’t be happier that the end of the show means she’ll no longer have to get dressed up in frilly pink outfits and a [...]

Tiger Woods Holly Sampson VIDEO

Naughty America knew Tiger Woods was a cad six months ago.

In an online video interview with the adult-themed website — uploaded to the Interwebs on May 26 — adult film star Holly Sampson brags about bedding the golfer at the bachelor party that preceded his wedding to Elin Nordegren in 2004.
The real question is, [...]