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Antoine Dodson Reality Show

He’s climbing through your window and snatching reality TV up! Hide yo’ wives, hide yo’ kids, and hide yo’ TiVos, ‘cause Antoine Dodson’s headed for a network near you. So, “you can tell THAT, homeboy!” Dodson, 24, became an internet sensation when his interview about the attempted rape of his sister in a housing project [...]

The Oil BP Tried To Hide Has Been Discovered, In Thick Layers On the Sea Floor Over An Area of Several Thousand Square Miles

BP and the government famously declared that most of the oil had disappeared.But as I’ve noted, as much as 98% of the oil is still in the ocean.I have repeatedly pointed out that BP and the government applied massive amounts of dispersant to the Gulf O…

Morning Crumbs: New “Jersey Shore” Trailer; NYC DJ Outrages Haitian-Americans; & A Tweet Collar For Your Pooch?

-Attention Ladies & Gays: Spa Martier Invites You to the FREE 2011 NYC Firefighters Calendar Launch Party and the Grand Opening Celebration of Manhattan’s First Spa, Boutique and Cafe. Meet The Big Apple’s Bravest and Sexiest Firemen, and Enjoy Complimentary Spa Treatments, Food and Drink! Happy Holidays! -The Haitian-American community in New York City want [...]

Justin Bieber’s female fans hide in rubbish trucks to meet him!

Justin BieberIn an interview, Justin Bieber has revealed that his followers – known as Beliebers –once hid in rubbish trucks in a bid to meet him. “The Beliebers have done some pretty crazy stuff,” the Sun quoted him as saying. “Last week, the night before I was due to do a show in Germany, four girls [...]

Tom Cruise Borrowing Katie’s Makeup To Hide Wrinkles!

Sharing is caring! Tom Cruise has reportedly been dipping into wife Katie Holmes’ makeup stash in a desperate bid to hide his wrinkles. At 48, Tom is desperate to hide the tell-tale signs of aging, tipsters tell The National Enquirer. Tom “is in major mid-life crisis mode,” sources say. “He’s freaking out over the new [...]

Evening Crumbs: Bristol Apologizes For Willow Palin’s Homophobic Rant; “Romeo & Juliet” Headed To ABC; Ochocinco Engaged To “Basketball Wife” Evelyn Lozada?

-Hide yo’ kids. Hide yo wife: Antoine Dodson Fever is alive and well. New York University’s award-winning acapella group performed the bandanaed viral sensation’s iTunes hit “Bed Intruder” at their fall concert… -Ashton Kutcher is plotting a third television sitcom based on a popular Twitter account! -Emma Watson is single and doesn’t really “understand” men. [...]

Antoine Dodson Sex Offender Tracker App Pitchman

Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife! Antoine Dodson’s the new Billy Mays! Everyone’s Favorite Ranting Fruitcake pops in like “The Grinch Who Got Evicted on Christmas” to burst some Bed Intrudin’ bubbles in an infomercial endorsing a spankin’-new sex offender tracker, aptly- dubbed “The Sex Offender Tracker.” Created by Been Verified, “The Sex Offender Tracker” [...]

Antoine Dodson Sashays Over To Millions of Milkshakes

Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife! Antoine’s got his own milkshake! What have we done? It appears our Favorite Ghetto Superstar Antoine Dodson has been bitten by that pesky “Fame Monster” that Lady Gaga is also yammering about. Say it ain’t so! Sporting a new phony pony and trying his best to hold on to [...]

Foetus: Hide

HIDE AVAILABLE FROM WWW.FOETUS.ORG

Ectopic Ents is proud to announce the release of the long awaited new studio album by Foetus, entitled
Hide. Hide features ten new compositions by JG Thirlwell, who describes it as
a “neo-symphonic avant-psychedelic concept album informed by the culture of fear”. Kicking off with a nine minute
operatic opus featuring the guest vocal talents of opera singer Abby Fischer, Hide is an
immersive album infused with strands of progressive and contemporary classical, from symphonic psychedelia to
musiq concrete, as well as Thirlwell’s twisting cinematic journeys, bombast and sombre interludes.

Thirlwell produced the album and performs most of the music. Also guesting on the album are long time
collaborator Steven Bernstein on trumpet and Leyna Marika Papach from Thirlwell’s Manorexia
ensemble on violin. In addition Elliot Hoffman of Carbomb plays drums on a track, and there are
appearances from Ed Pastorini, Jeff Davidson and Christian Gibbs (Lucinda Blackbear).

The album is available from www.foetus.org/

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Graphic Illustration of Why Superficial Financial Fixes Will Fail In An Environment Where Giant Banks Are Allowed to Hide Massive Debt

I’ve written a lot about why superficial fixes will fail as long as the giant banks are allowed to hide their massive debts. See this, this and this.I’ve also repeatedly noted that the size of the derivatives market dwarfs the global economy – and fo…

Alain Johannes: Two Free Mp3′s; Spark Out 10/5

SOLO DEBUT OUT ON JOSH HOMME’S REKORDS REKORDS


Spark

“Lock up your auto tune. Hide your American Idol dolls. Burn your dream journal. Alain Johannes is releasing
his musical Kraken, Spark. It will destroy all manufactured, contrived, 2% music in the land. Spark is undeniable.”
-Joshua Homme

Alain Johannes‘ gorgeous,
unflinchingly raw album Spark hits stores this Tuesday,
October 5 on Queens of the Stone
Age
/Them Crooked Vultures
frontman Josh Homme‘s label, Rekords Rekords (co-released by Ipecac Recordings). However, as an early
treat Alain is giving his fans not one but two new tracks for free. Click here to
stream/download “Return To You.” The other song is a non-album bonus track called “Fall To Grace.” Click here to download it for free by entering an email
address. Starting @ 10am tomorrow you can also listen to Spark in its entirety on www.alainjohannes.com
and www.rekordsrekords.com.

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Weekend Crunch Crumbs

-Fame actress Naturl Naughton, formerly of the pop trio 3LW, will guest star on this weekend’s Mad Men… -We wish everyone would stop talking about Michael Douglas like he’s dead…. -Dreadlocked teen locked out of high school homecoming in Mississippi… -Singer Tom Jones about his hit new album, Praise and Blame, a collection of gospel and blues songs [...]

Night Horse: West Coast Dates

SOPHOMORE EFFORT PERDITION HYMNS OUT NOW

“Simply put, Night Horse lives it. Hollow Sunset Strip reiteration they are not. These boys make Southern-
tinged,
axe-grinding blooze-rock of the highest order, and their sophomore album, Perdition Hymns, is out August 3 on
Tee Pee Records. The album was recorded at Infrasonic Sound in Lincoln Heights, and produced by Matt Bayles,
whose previous credits include heavy-hitters like Mastodon and ISIS. The West Coast Sound debut “Rollin’ On”
displays the Horse at its classic rock best.”
LA WEEKLY

“Night Horse put new levels of Los Angeles into the sound of Sir Lord Baltimore. If their “The Dark Won’t Hide
You”
had come out in 1971, it probably really would have been on Virgo.”
LA RECORD

“One of LA’s hottest hard rock bands” - CLASSIC ROCK


Night Horse

Night Horse returned with
their highly anticipated sophomore effort Perdition Hymns on August 3, produced and mixed by
Matt Bayles (Pearl Jam, Mastodon, The Sword). Perdition Hymns is a patent demonstration of a group that
has quickly become a well-refined songwriting machine. The band has chiseled the six-minute jam style
songwriting of their debut The Dark Wont Hide You into the hook-laden gems that comprise Perdition
Hymns
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Night Horse Tour Dates:

August 20 Los Angeles, CA Vacation Vinyl (Free In-Store)

August 28 San Diego, CA Soda Bar
September 10 San Diego, CA The Casbah (w/Olivelawn)

September 14 Long Beach, CA The Prospector (w/ Radio Moscow)
September 15 Ventura, CA Zan Zillas (w/ Radio Moscow)

September 16 Los Angeles, CA Spaceland (w/ Radio Moscow)
October 7 San Francisco, CA The Hemlock
October 8 Portland, OR East End
October 9 Seattle, WA The Comet

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Cher, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Aniston Scammed In Spa-Based Credit Card Scheme

In the words of the infectiously-candid Antoine Dodson: “Hide your wife. Hide your kids. And hide your purses. Cuz they snatching credit card numbers out here!” The owner of a swanky Beverly Hills spa was arrested Wednesday and slapped with charges of stealing credit card information from numerous celebrity clients — including Liv Tyler, Jennifer Aniston, [...]

Traumatized At The Age Of 4

Kids say the darnedest things — especially after they overhear their parents playing “Hide The Cannoli” just a few feet away. One oblivious little girl is lighting up the blogosphere as the star of a mildly-disturbing viral video that sees her reenacting what she caught Mommy and Daddy doing last night.Oh dear….this is just all [...]

Evening Crunch Crumbs: Gloria Allred Hunger Strike; Chris Tucker Owes Taxman $11 Million; & Online Manwhore Booted From Facebook After Bedding 300 Women

-Uh-oh: “You Lost Me,” the latest single from Xtina’s Bionic album, isn’t doing well on the charts… -Everything you need to know about Deena Nicole, the new addition to the cast of Jersey Shore…. -Britney Spears Radiance Fragrance Ad…. -Gloria Allred’s starving for attention…So what else is new? -Rush Hour’s Chris Tucker owes Uncle Sam eleven million smacks…. -Lisa Wu-Hartwell [...]

Of Course Clean Up Workers Can’t Find the Oil … BP Used Dispersants to Temporarily Hide It, So Now It Will Plague the Gulf For Years

News headlines state that cleanup workers are having a hard time finding oil. Sounds good, right?Actually, if BP had let things run their course:Oil-skimming vessels could have sucked up most of the oilBooms would have stopped most of the oil from hitt…

Adobe Flash Language Used to Hide Malicious Code

In a new report, M86 Security observed a new trend of attackers abusing Adobe’s ActionScript to obfuscate malicious code. ActionScript is the programming language of the Adobe Flash platform. – New research has found attackers are abusing Adobe System’s
ActionScript programming language to dodge anti-malware defenses.
ActionScript is the programming language of the Adobe Flash
platform. In a recap of the threat landscape for the first six months
of 2010, M86 Security reported observi…


Watch Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Online; Huggies Does Denim Diapers; Jesse James Abuse Claims Bogus?

-Not Safe For Work, Life, or While Eating: CLICK HERE To Watch the first 10 minutes of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape. You can thank me later…. -Beyonce Dereon/C&A Commercial…. -Make Me A Supermodel Season One champ Ronnie Kroell is stripping down for Playgirl…. -Your tot can take a dump in style, thanks to Huggies’ new denim diapers! -While [...]