Add Joan Rivers to the long list of three-headed demons hounding Charlie Sheen. Cocaine’s no match for a sassy septuagenarian! Never one to mince words, the Melissa & Joan star unleashed on a profanity-peppered rant following reports that Sheen is in “home rehab” after his latest alcohol, drug and hooker-fueled meltdown. A grandmother that’s as [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Joan Rivers’
Joan Rivers Banned From FOX News
January 20th, 2011 |
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Joan Rivers is no longer welcome at FOX News…depending on who’s telling the story. Legendary comedienne Joan Rivers and her daughter Melissa dropped by The Joy Behar Show Wednesday to discuss their new WEtv show, Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, but the conversation quickly turned to Joan’s declaration that she was unceremoniously “uninvited” from [...]
“Celebrity Apprentice†Cast Revealed
January 15th, 2011 |
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La Toya Jackson, Star Jones, Lisa Rinna, Gary Busey, David Cassidy and Meat Loaf are among the 16 contestants who will compete on the next season of The Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump revealed during an appearance on NBC’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Thursday. align=”middle” allowFullScreen=”true” allowScriptAccess=”always” type=”application/x-shockwave-flash”> align=”middle” allowFullScreen=”true” allowScriptAccess=”always” type=”application/x-shockwave-flash”> align=”middle” allowFullScreen=”true” allowScriptAccess=”always” [...]
Donald Trump Comedy Central Roast Victim 2011!
December 21st, 2010 |
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Let’s get ready to roast! Bad hair jokes and barbs about bankruptcy will fly when real estate magnate Donald Trump gets in The Hot Seat for Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump. “I’ll show up to the Roast because Comedy Central is paying me a lot of money, but I’m confused as to how anybody [...]
The Donald’s “Celebrity Apprentice†Dumps Rachel Uchitel After Mistress Inks Deal For “Celebrity Rehabâ€
July 20th, 2010 |
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Ambien-induced romps with Tiger Woods have sent celebrity mistres Rachel Uchitel to the Halls of Celebrity Rehab — a turn that will torpedo any chance the former Manhattan party hostess had of bringing her “business skills” to Season 4 of NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice. Series executive producer Donald Trump has fired Tiger Woods No. 1 mistress before [...]
LiLo in Twitter fight with comedienne Joan Rivers
July 15th, 2010 |
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Lindsay Lohan has lashed out at Joan Rivers, after the comedienne posted nasty tweets about the actress on Twitter. Lohan, 24, fired back at Joan Rivers via Twitter after the comedienne cracked a few jokes about the actress on her own Twitter page. The actress also called Rivers and her dad Michael Lohan ”a match [...]
“Lesbian Gangs†& Body Lice Await Lindsay Lohan In Jail: At Least She’s Still Got Lil Kim!
July 14th, 2010 |
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Is lesbian rape horror awaiting LiLo in the Big House? Eh — not likely. But that hasn’t stopped some of the starlet’s future neighbors on the cellblock are getting a good chuckle out of leaving Lohan’s leggings in a knot over the possibility.Linds faces 23 hours a day curled up alone in a tiny cell [...]
Lindsay Lohan Slams Joan Rivers, Michael Lohan, & Dr. Drew
July 14th, 2010 |
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LiLo will no longer remain silent as she slowly becomes the newest unofficial butt of Joan Rivers’ jokes.Lohan lashed out at Rivers on Twitter Tuesday after the comedienne gained headlines for making jokes about her jail sentence last weekend. After Lindsay was ordered to spend three months in jail during an ill-fated probation hearing last [...]
Joan Rivers vs. Sam Ronson & Lindsay Lohan…Take 2
July 13th, 2010 |
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Joan Rivers — the First Lady of Comedy who never found a piece of plastic that she didn’t want transplanted into a new face — spent the past few days making an hourly Twitter sport out of poking stabbing jabs at troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan. The relentless teasing got so bad that LiLo’s ex, celebrity [...]
Is Lindsay Lohan back with Samantha Ronson?
July 13th, 2010 |
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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have sparked rumours that they are back together after an intimate LA date. It seems that their lesbian love affair is back as the couple appeared coy but smiley after dinner at Japanese restaurant Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills before heading back to Lohan”s apartment in Samantha”s car, reports the Sun. [...]
Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson Reunite…Over Sushi
July 12th, 2010 |
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Following a bitter split — filled with thrown shot glasses and Twitter stalking — Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson is burying the hatchet by supporting the troubled star as she prepares to spend three months behind bars.Ronson, 32, and Lohan, 24, dined on sushi together at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills Sunday night before driving together [...]
Samantha Ronson vs. Joan Rivers!
July 11th, 2010 |
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The last time Samantha Ronson’s name made headlines, the Peter Pan doppleganger was accusing ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan of hurling a shot glass at her in the middle of a crowded nightclub. What a difference a few months make. Today, the DJ is jumping to the star’s defense — and quite likely raising the ire of stiff-faced [...]
Joan Rivers To Gay Stars: “Stay In The Closet!â€
June 29th, 2010 |
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“If you’re going to be a romantic idol and try to get every teenage girl to love you, then you’d be an ass to come out and say you’re gay. Ricky Martin was so smart. He did what he did, made his millions and then he said, ‘Guess what, everybody? I’m gay…’ It didn’t matter [...]
Joan Rivers Sued By Former Manager Billy Sammeth
June 24th, 2010 |
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Loose-lipped and surgically-altered, Joan Rivers’ infamous “Take No Prisoners” approach to life is about to get the 76-year-old comedienne hauled into court.It’s all courtesy of her new documentary, Joan Rivers: A Piece Of Work, which opened in select theaters June 11. The documentary — which debuted to solid reviews at this year’s Tribeca Film [...]
Joan Rivers Documentary “A Piece Of Work†Trailer
May 13th, 2010 |
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Check out the trailer for the upcoming documentary Joan Rivers: A Piece Of Work, opening in select theaters June 11. The documentary — which debuted to solid reviews at this year’s Tribeca Film Festival in Manhattan — offers an insightful look at one of the oldest, most daring comics of our age.
Joan & Melissa Rivers Reality Show On WE “Mother Knows Bestâ€
March 31st, 2010 |
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Mother-Daughter duo Joan and Melissa Rivers are bringing their keen fashion season and matching acid tongues to a new docusoap — titled Mother Knows Best — on the WE Network, The Hollywood Reporter said Wednesday.
The show, set to premiere later this year, will follow the comedienne as she moves in with her daughter, her grandson, [...]
Joan Rivers Doesn’t Care About People Who Die In Snowstorms
March 1st, 2010 |
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Just call Joan Rivers “The Queen of Mean.” Upon hearing the news that a New York City man was killed by a freak snow-related accident in Central Park last Thursday, the lady with a face made of Tupperware offered this sentiment: “Who cares?”
That old bag has been cranky ever since she lost the ability to [...]
Evening Crunch Crumbs: “Zoolander†Sequel; Mooned By Ke$ha; “We Are The World†YouTube Edition; Oops, Russian Mag Photoshops Taylor Swift
February 26th, 2010 |
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-Oops is right. What on Earth happened to Taylor Swift’s face?
-We sure hope Levi saved some of that Playgirl cash — the teen dad has been ordered to fork over $18,000 in back child support to ex-girlfriend Bristol Palin. Bristol has been raising the former couple’s one-year-old son, Tripp…..
-Kanye’s beard does her best Grace Jones [...]