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Posts Tagged ‘Maury’
Fame-Thirsty Teens Becoming Pregnant To Get On TV?
December 7th, 2010 |
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America’s Youth Is Going Down Faster Than Milli Vanilli After the Lip-Syncing Scandal… In one of the most disturbing pieces of dish to come out of reality TV since Kate Gosselin spoofed Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi” on Dancing With The Stars, a new report claims that the unlikely tabloid stardom of young mothers Farrah Abraham and [...]
PopCrunch Crumbs: Kanye Headlines Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade 2010; First Transgender College Basketball Star Makes Headlines; Happy Meals Banned In San Francisco!
November 4th, 2010 |
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-Real Housewives star Camille Grammer and Linda Hogan visit Joy Behar to bitch about their exes. Is this HLN or an episode of Sex and the City?! -Kanye West — who now believes he’s kindred spirits with former President George W. Bush — will headline this year’s annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade…. -There’s a new [...]
Sneak Peek: Danielle Staub “Real Close (Pop Remix)†Performance On “Mauryâ€
September 22nd, 2010 |
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Time to set your DVRs, Daytime Fans. Thursday, Sept. 23 is Real Housewives Day on The Maury Show! Some of the biggest stars from Bravo’s franchise of suburban docu-soaps — including The Real Housewives of New York’s Ramona Singer and Hotlanta Housewife NeNe Leakes — will be on-hand to dole out advice and turn “worn-out Housewives [...]
Lohan Paternity Drama Won’t Play Out On “Mauryâ€
September 22nd, 2010 |
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A woman accusing Lindsay Lohan’s dad of fathering her teenage daughter has turned down an offer to appear on The Maury Show to determine the lovechild’s paternity.Michael Lohan is livid after Kristi Kaufmann — a woman he had a brief affair with in the mid-’90s — snubbed a chance to go public with [...]
Michael Lohan Paternity Drama On “Maury?†Is Ashley Horn Lindsay’s Secret Sister?
September 2nd, 2010 |
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Paging Maury! Notorious stagedad Michael Lohan is turning to daytime undisputed Captain Save-A-Hoe to prove once and for all that he did not father a fifth child while he was separated from then-wife Dina 15 years ago. Set your DVRs, ‘Crunchers. This could get juicy. We can already see Michael doing the Run of Shame and [...]
Weekend Crunch Crumbs
August 15th, 2010 |
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Programming Note: Can you believe it’s been more than a week since we’ve had our daily dose of Crunch Crumbs? You may or may not have noticed a few delays around here. We’re sorry about that! I’ve had a few “family things” going on that have sorta thrown gossiping about the latest slices of celebrity [...]
Levi Johnston Expecting LoveChild With Lanesia Garcia?
July 28th, 2010 |
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Oh Maury, your services are needed over at Casa de Palin. Word on The Wire has it that Levi Johnston — the moose-shootin’ future son-in-law of conservative Sarah Palin — has been waving “That Thing” around without the safety on…again. Seemingly having learned zilch from the 2008 pregnancy scandal that made him a father at [...]
Evening Crunch Crumbs: Jaden & Willow Smith Want Their Own Clothing Line; Sneak Peek @ Ivanka Trump Shoe Line; Nigel Lythgoe Returns To “American Idol?â€
July 28th, 2010 |
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-So sad to hear that actor Maury Chaykin passed away today. Always such brilliant rhythm on screen. Maury is best remembered for playing producer Harvey Weingard on Entourage and Major Fambrough in the Oscar-winning film Dances With Wolves…. -Sad Sign o’ the Times: A New Jersey comedienne sold apple cakes for $40 each to save her [...]
Jack Hanna Wards Of Charging Grizzly Bear Cub With Pepper Spray!
July 27th, 2010 |
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Way to go, Jack: Animal expert Jack Hanna (a more frequent guest on Maury than a Los Angeles party girl looking for her “baby daddy”) used one of his own tips to make a harrowing escape after staring down the throats of a pack of grizzly bears during a standoff in Montana’s Glacier National Park [...]
Jeremy London Kidnapped & Forced To Get High?!
June 17th, 2010 |
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The Best Junkie Liar Known To Man…. In a story snatched from an episode of The Outer Limits (or Six Feet Under, if you want to get technical), actor Jeremy London claims an armed gang abducted and robbed him before forcing him to smoke crack during a harrowing five-hour ordeal in Palm Springs, California last week. According [...]
Evening Crunch Crumbs: Beyonce Pregnant? Facebook Burglary; The Kardashians Get “South Park†Treatment; Jesse James Accuses Photographer Of Stalking
March 26th, 2010 |
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-Khloe and Kim Kardashian say they’re “honored” that they were shot and killed — in animated form of course — on last night’s edition of South Park….
-Speaking of The Kardashians, Star Magazine says this is the little tenderoni Reggie was cheating on Kim with…..
-You are not the father! Maury’s still killing in the ratings….
-MediaTakeout claims [...]
Is Scott Disick The Father Of Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby?
December 17th, 2009 |
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Paging Maury! The next episode of E!’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians could turn into a case of “DNA Whodunit” amid reports that a 23-year-old model and aspiring rapper has stepped forward claiming he — not cheating cad Scott Disick — fathered Kourtney Kardashian’s infant son.
On Monday, the 30-year-old socialite welcomed baby boy Mason Dash [...]
“Tiger Woods Mistress†Rachel Uchitel Offers To Take Lie-Detector Test
December 1st, 2009 |
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Rachel Uchitel, a New York City nightclub hostess with ties to celebrity sex and 9/11, continues to deny published reports that she had a romantic relationship with pro golfer Tiger Woods. The reports have grown so widespread that the leggy brunette is offering to take a lie-detector test to prove she’s never been intimate with [...]
Kourtney Kardashian Orders Baby Daddy Scott Disick To Take Lie Detector Test
November 15th, 2009 |
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Paging Maury: After months of cheating rumors, pregnant reality star Kourtney Kardashian challenged longtime boyfriend Disick to a moment of truth with a lie detector test!
The couple ended their 10-month engagement last February after the Keeping Up With The Kardashians personality became concerned that Scott was secretly seeing women behind her back. The two later [...]
Dina & Lindsay Lohan Payoff Loose-Lipped Michael
October 30th, 2009 |
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Dina and Lindsay Lohan have come up with a interesting way of getting rid of estranged nuisance Michael Lohan; cash. We hear the ladies Lohan are scrapping together an under the table financial settlement that will keep the media-lovin’ Mike’s lips sealed for keeps. According to an unidentified associate of LiLo, mom and daughter [...]
Lindsay Lohan Restraining Order Against Father
October 19th, 2009 |
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Lindsay Lohan is seeking a restraining order to stop her estranged father from contacting her.
A source tells PEOPLE: “Lindsay is actively getting a restraining order, her lawyer has already been contacted. She’s scared. This is really serious.”
The news comes a day after Michael Lohan revealed that he would like to “kidnap’ his daughter and [...]
Michael Lohan On “Mauryâ€
October 16th, 2009 |
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Michael Lohan is taking Operation Save Lindsay to the Wonderful World of Daytime TV. On an upcoming episode of The Maury Povich Show, which will air Oct. 27, the small screen’s signature Captain Save-A-Ho will take a break from exposing cheaters and tracking down broke baby daddies to turn the floor over to Michael Lohan [...]
Tyra Banks Colonic Show — “The Tyra Banks Show†First Televised Colonic
October 15th, 2009 |
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Ain’t this some shit — literally! Get ready for a poopy episode of The Tyra Banks Show this Friday, Oct. 16, when the former supermodel goes where no Emmy-winning model mogul has gone before — up your butt and around the corner. In a daytime first, Tyra Banks will air the first-ever televised colonic, performed [...]