One of my favorite scenes in Monty Python and the Holy Grail is where they start attacking the French castle with a catapult loaded with cows. An iPhone app is coming soon that will let you fling cows all you want called Monty Python Cow Tossing and it should land in the next few weeks. [...]
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HP Can Investigate Hurd Legal Issues, Judge Rules
The investigation by four new members of the HP board was sparked by a shareholder lawsuit after Hurd was forced to resign Aug. 6, 2010. Hurd wanted to see HP personnel records; a judge disagreed. – A federal district judge in
San Jose, Calif., ruled Jan. 24 that a Hewlett-Packard
internal investigation of the displacement of former CEO Mark Hurd in
August 2010 may proceed, even though Hurd himself wanted to have it delayed.
The investigation by four
new members of the HP board was spark…
Judge Rules SAP Must Pay Interest on $1.3B Judgment to Oracle
Oracle had asked for $211 million extra in interest from its longtime competitor but will get a lot less. – A federal court judge ruled Dec. 28 that enterprise software maker SAP must pay Oracle prejudgment interest on its Nov. 23 $1.3 billion copyright infringement verdict,
but it was about $195 million less than the amount requested by Oracle.
After it won the monthlong
jury-trial case in the Oakla…
Soccer Star Landon Donovan Divorcing “Rules Of Engagement†Actress Bianca Kajlich
World Cup hero Landon Donovan has filed for divorce from his wife of nearly four years, Rules of Engagement actress Bianca Kajlich. The petition was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Tuesday. In the court documents obtained by TMZ, Donovan cites irreconcilable differences for the split and indicats that the couple have been separated [...]
FCC Approves Net Neutrality Rules Despite Overall Dissatisfaction
Even as the Federal Communications Commission voted 3-2 to approve the order for preserving an open Internet, the commissioners all appeared dissatisfied, saying the rules either didnt go far enough or went too far. – As expected, the Federal Communications Commission adopted the net
neutrality regulations in a 3-2 vote at its meeting on Dec. 21. However, its
clear that even amongst the majority, the commissioners were not satisfied with
the rules.
The voting followed party lines, with the three Democratic co…
FCC Commissioner Clyburn Breaks with Chairman on Wireless Rules
Clyburn cautioned that net neutrality does not cause the development of two different kinds of Internet worlds. – Federal Communications Commission Commissioner Mignon Clyburn
distanced herself from the position of the bodys chairman, Julius
Genachowski, with remarks during the Practicing Law Institute’s annual
telecommunications summit, telling the audience she thought net
neutrality a concept supporting a…
15 Rules to Switch Your Status from a Good Developer to a Great One Posted By : James John
Sophisticated software products developed offshore have given rise to streamlined operations in every business area and are having a significant contribution in increasing business prospects.
Red Hat Delivers New JBoss Business Rules Management System
Red Hat launches a new version of the JBoss Enterprise Business Rules Management System (BRMS), JBoss Enterprise BRMS 5.1 – Red Hat’s JBoss division has introduced a new version of
its Business Rules Management System (BRMS), JBoss Enterprise BRMS 5.1.
JBoss Enterprise BRMS 5.1 is the latest piece of the Red
Hat open-source middleware portfolio, JBoss Enterprise Middleware, and the
first new release of the JBoss BRMS…
Apple Cracks Down on Application Demos, Outlines App Store Rules
The new beta version of Mac OS X 10.6.6 outlines rules for application developers, including a ban on demos. – Computer maker Apple announced the second beta of Mac OS X 10.6.6, with support for the forthcoming Mac App Store, which also includes new rules for developers, most notably a ban on trial versions of applications destined for the company’s online application storefront. The instructions were posted…
Criss Angel To Appear On “Rules Of Engagment†Jan. 17
Illusionist Criss Angel will guest star as himself on an upcoming episode of the TV comedy Rules of Engagement, CBS said Thursday. His television credits include CSI: NY and Las Vegas, but Angel is best known for his successful television series, Criss Angel Mindfreak, now in its sixth season. He also is currently in the [...]
Hillary Clinton rules out ever running again for US President
US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has confirmed that she is not interested in contesting for presidential elections in 2012 or ever again. “I am very happy doing what I”m doing, and I am not in any way interested in or pursuing anything in elective office,” Politico quoted Clinton, as saying. “I love what I”m [...]
Prime Minister rules out differences between US-China over currency devaluation
The Prime Minister, Dr Manmohan Singh, has ruled out any differences between China and the United States over the currency devaluation, saying the two nations have very intimate relations and the exchange rates controversy will affect them very substantially. The Prime Minister, who returned to New Delhi after the G 20 Summit in South Korea [...]
Raja rules out resignation over 2G spectrum issue
Information Technology and Communication Minister A. Raja on Friday ruled out his resignation over the 2G spectrum issue, saying he will prove that everything that he has done has been according to the law. “The question does not arise at all. We will prove that everything has been done according to the law,” Raja told [...]
Troika rules out any pressure for NWA op
ISAMABAD – Troika of President Asif Ali Zardari, Prime Minister Syed Yousuf Raza Gilani and Chief of Army Staff General Ashfaq Parvez Kayani met at Presidency on Friday to review the last round of Strategic Dialogue with US at Washington.
According to an official handout, the meeting wherein Foreign Minister Makhdoom Shah Mehmood Qureshi was also present deliberated on matters relating to the recently concluded third round of Pak-US Strategic Dialogue and overall regional situation.
Meanwhile, sources in the Presidency told TheNation that the meeting weighed latest demands of the strategic partner US with regards to the ongoing war against terrorism. The troika also underlined the internal law and order situation viz-a-viz the war on terror. The President was informed about the latest commitments the US side had made during the last round of the dialogue.
Online adds: Expressing their satisfaction over the 3rd round of Pak-US Strategic Dialogue, President Zardari and Prime Minister Gilani said Pakistan itself will decide on Army offensive in North Waziristan keeping in view the ground realities, adding that it will not accept any pressure in this regard.
The affirmation to this affect was made in a high-level meeting presided over by President Zardari in which matters related to security of the country and Army offensive in North Wazirastan were discussed.
According to presidential spokesman, during the meeting the outcome of 3rd round of Pak-US Strategic Dialogue, which was held in Washington was reviewed and regional situation was discussed at length.
Official sources told Online that Foreign Minister Shah Mahmood Qureshi and COAS Gen Kayani told President and Prime Minister that important headway was made in the Strategic Dialogue and Pakistan succeeded in getting more US aid in defence, social and economic sector.
President and Prime Minister expressed their satisfaction over the outcome of the dialogue and vowed that Pakistan would promote durable and long-lasting relations with US while keeping in view its sovereignty, honour and respect.
They said Pakistan was fighting against terrorism and extremism to the best of its capabilities and decision on operation in Waziristan would be made by itself taking into account the ground realities. It would not accept any pressure in this regard, they said.
Sources further said COAS informed the participants that in North Waziristan more than 70,000 troops were present, conducting targeted operations against the terrorists. However, due to US drone attacks hatred and anger was spreading in the tribal areas, he added.
PCI Updates Data Security Standard to Clarify Virtualization Rules
PCI DSS 2.0 clarifies the one-function-per-server rules to allow PCI compliant systems to run on virtual machines. – New data security guidelines for processing credit card
payments clarifies the virtualization questions that have stymied organizations
trying to move ahead with their cloud strategy, said HyTrust on Oct. 29.
The first major change to the PCI DSS (Payment Card Industry Data
Security Standard) …
SingTel Optus deceived customers with ads, judge rules
PM rules out clash among institutions
ISLAMABAD – Ruling out the possibility of clash between the institutions, Prime Minister Syed Yousuf Raza Gilani has said that his Government would continue following the path of reconciliation with the aim to promoting the mutual respect amongst the state institutions.
Addressing the nation on Sunday evening, Prime Minister Syed Yousuf Raza Gilani said if the Government could work with Armed Forces and evolve consensus among the political forces then it could also work with judiciary to take the country forward and provide speedy justice to the masses.
Flanked by the Chief Ministers of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa and Balochistan, AJK Premier, Chief Minister Gilgit-Baltistan, and Senior Ministers from Punjab and Sindh, Prime Minister Gilani said that the elected leadership from all the four provinces, AJK and Gilgit-Baltistan was sitting with him and it was the dividend of their policy of reconciliation. He, once again, reiterated his GovernmentÂ’s resolve to take all the stakeholders on board for the collective good of the people of the country.
He stressed the need for collective endeavour on part of the Government and judiciary for the provision of legal, social and economic justice to the people, for which his Government was ready to sit with judiciary to evolve some viable mechanism. “For provision of justice to people I am ready to take any step and whatever suggestion will come up in this regard, my Government will welcome it,” he added.
Referring to the false news about withdrawal of judgesÂ’ restoration notice, he said it was immediately denied by him and President Zardari too had termed it false but even then it was not accepted and it could be the violation of the principles of mutual respect among the institutions. And it was tantamount to insulting the very Office of Prime Minister.
The Prime Minister said that he had ordered inquiry into the news report that caused all the mess so that the nation might know who had conspired to harm the relations between the judiciary and the Government.
Recalling the release of judges soon after his nomination as the Leader of the House, Premier Gilani said, “If I announce restoration of the judges, it is accepted. Similarly, if I deny a news, then keeping in view the stature of the position, it too should be accepted by all forums.”
“If a false news is given preference over the words of the Prime Minister, it would be an insult to the stature of the Prime Minister,” he remarked.
“If the Government and judiciary take steps together then we can administer justice to the poor people of the country. We can counter forces of oppression. We can bring those to justice, who usurp rights of people.”
Gilani said that as a public representative, he understood the need of justice. He called for improvement in administrative and judicial system. He vowed to take every step for provision of justice to people and said the Government would welcome any suggestions in the cause of justice.
Premier Gilani reminded when he decided to restore judges through an executive order he was told that he could not do it and it would be a violation of the Constitution and the action could come under Article 6.
“But I did not listen to those voices. I did not give any importance to any danger and announced restoration of judges,” he said, adding, “I was also told that validation of Parliament was necessary for the Executive Order. I referred to this in one of my speeches that people were saying this to me but I stood by my decision. But this speech of mine was given different meanings. I made it clear at that time that I had not given my opinion but only explained the background in which I took that decision.”
The Prime Minister reminded the nation that they were living in a parliamentary democratic system, which stood on the principle of division (of power) and mutual respect. “This (democracy) teaches us respect for every state institution including judiciary, legislature, executive and media,” he said.
The Prime Minister said that this system also provided respect for the Armed Forces and law enforcing institutions, whose men sacrificed their lives for countryÂ’s defence; for executive, which maintained the countryÂ’s administrative affairs by working day and night; and for Parliament, which did legislation.
“The Prime Minister is said to be the Leader of the House in this system and deserves respect,” he added.
“The words of the Prime Minister, be it verbal or written, are respected. If he utters verbally that the house arrest of judges should be ended, they could not be kept confined. If he (the Prime Minister) announces the restoration of honourable judges, that is accepted,” Gilani said.
Shedding some light on his GovernmentÂ’s achievements, which he also attributed to their policy of reconciliation, Prime Minister Gilani said that they had brought the provinces together and consensus NFC Award was signed.
Similarly besides restoring the original shape of the Constitution, the passage of 18th Amendment had enhanced both the monetary and administrative powers of the provinces.
They in support of the provinces had declared war against price-hike and would come down hard on profiteers and hoarding mafias. He also announced the GovernmentÂ’s plan to reorganise eight public sector institutions so that their financial burden on the national exchequer could be reduced. He also referred to their efforts, which resulted in European Union allowing access to Pakistani goods in their markets.
He also gave a brief resume to the GovernmentÂ’s efforts for the rehabilitation of the flood-affected people and also thanked the international community, which had come all-out in aid to the Government of Pakistan in handling this calamity.
He, once again, reiterated his GovernmentÂ’s unflinching support to the people of Kashmir and said that they would continue highlighting the ongoing unprecedented programme of the innocent Kashmir people at the hands of Indian forces.
About the Accountability process he said that being a politician they were subjected to accountability at various stages: first at the time of their nomination papers with the returning officer where even a default of a utility bill could result in their disqualification; the second stage was public accountability who could vote them out; and the third stage was Public Accounts Committee of the Parliament.
He further said that they were working on mechanism of transparent accountability and as soon as the Parliament would evolve consensus on it, the same would be given the shape of law.
He said that they would complete their mandated term and would go to the court of masses in 2013 to seek their justice.
He also reiterated his partyÂ’s stance that they would continue to follow the path of politics of reconciliation to evolve harmony and cohesion among the state institutions and political forces.
Zeus Trojan Rules World of Online Bank Fraud
The Zeus Trojan can go for thousands of dollars in the cyber-underworld, security researchers say. – Alleged
cyber-criminals around the world the week of Sept. 27 were scooped up by
police after a 16-month investigation that stretched from the United
States all the way to the Ukraine.
The cyber-crime ring is accused of stealing $70 million from bank accounts,
with targets ranging from ind…
Russian Spam Domains Increase After China Tightens Domain Registration Rules
Researchers at M86 Security note an increase in Russian spam domains since China changed its domain registration requirements in 2009. – Spammers have increasingly been moving their operations to Russian domains
since China’s
domain regulator introduced tighter rules in 2009, security researchers say.
The CNNIC (China Internet
Network Information
Center) changed
some of its domain registration rules so that applicants are requi…
Locust swarms: The rules of attraction
A plague that goes back to biblical times may be about to meet its match
ONE of the problems about locusts is the unpredictability of their behaviour. If all goes according to plan, however, a team of biologists and mathematicians from the University of Sydney will soon descend on a swarm and try to resolve the mystery.
Before locusts fly, they march. Millions of juveniles crawl up to 500 metres a day, munching everything in front of them, in bands that stretch for kilometres. This is when the Australian Plague Locust Commission (APLC) tries to reduce their numbers, by laying strips of insecticide in their path. But often a swarm changes direction without warning. …



